zoe del real

LOL remember when this used to be like an oasis for comedy and fun people

@PopBase I beg of y’all. She is shitty in so so so many ways. Don’t let her now being fat be your zinger. It’s low hanging fruit. Pleeeaaaaasssseeeee

Lena Dunham shares that she cheated on Jack Antonoff in her new memoir ‘Famesick.’ She adds that it was around the same time Jack had developed a “closeness” with a “teen pop star”, which she says “struck an odd note.” The pair dated for years around 2012-2018.

ambition makes you look pretty ugly kicking, squealing, gucci, little piggy

Shouldn’t I be able to press this button to tweet instead of going like a way way way far back door way

@DustinMartian do I go do this even though I will be 1000% alone (which you know i both love and hate) dothebay.com/events/2027/1/…

@DustinMartian Exactly. Growing up in Houston being adjacent to NASA meant being on the fringes of the fringes. They were anti-DARE. It’s like they wanted the silly dreamers.

their whole messaging to kids back then too at space camp in the 1990s was really uplifting. like “it doesn’t matter who you are, or what is going on at home, anyone can be an astronaut” in this pathologically optimistic way that’s rare. they scout for pathologically optimistic.

I was a NASA kid. born in Oshkosh, Wisconsin… home of the EAA. very NASA adjacent. I remember them stopping a space shuttle in a parade and us kids all touching it. went to the 1994 NASA space camp at Tommy Bartlett Exploratory in Wisconsin Dells, and again in 1995 at UW-Madison

“wanna know what’s extreme? Longing for a girltalk concert that happened in 2008! That was just him holding two boom boxes!!!!!”

can someone who isn’t my teenager come with me to color me mine so I can paint this whale pipe I’ve been thinking about for approx 4.5 years

Wait is he really dead for real real

@bungalows Thats my girl.

@mrshanedelreal Shhh don’t out me to the rubes who want my OF

I think the behind the bastards YouTube person fucked up and released like 2-3 months of shit early

Don’t get the new stimagz

@DustinMartian Haahahhahahaha

me having to edit my own podcast

THERES A ZOE ST IN SAN FRANCISCO

as an end of Feb birthday I used to be very vocal about the month but now I coast through hoping to just go “wow it’s March!”

@Laleoseagobia No thanks I’m my own dealer

Everyone’s “known” I’ve had adhd since 1989. They started stating it out loud in 1994. In my chart since then. Extra special tested/diagnosed in 2005. Triple stamped the double stamp again in 2014. Why then oh why must I fight for NEEDING vyvanse every. single. Fucking. month.

“You down with ODD” “—no, you don’t know me” I’ve been singing it to myself all day

okay but what if green day played War Pigs Sunday