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georgia@bunnymaxing·
hi 🐠
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i’m scared of my coworker finding out how much bunnymaxxing i actually indulge in 🐇
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georgia@bunnymaxing·
ethel cains dick is gross
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georgia@bunnymaxing·
new hair got me really feeling my inner tart
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Russian Garbage Human
Russian Garbage Human@RusGarbageHuman·
>be rock dove, 5000 BC >perch on a sheltered cliff near early human settlements >humans approach with grain >no way out, heart racing >they don't hunt you >they offer food and shelter >be domesticated pigeon, 3000 BC >bred by man for meat, eggs, and sometimes beauty >you live in lofts beside humans >many civilisations discover this >be messenger pigeon, 1350 BC >your homing instinct carries news across deserts and seas >Egyptians, Persians, Greeks, and Romans all depend on your wings >news of war, notable events, and even Olympic results travel faster than any horse or runner >be carrier pigeon, Middle Ages to 1800s >you connect monasteries, armies, merchants, stock exchanges, and kings >you are the fastest communication on Earth >you cover 200 miles a day >there was even a London to Paris pigeon post route >be war pigeon, 1914-1945 >you fly through bullets, shrapnel and poison gas >Cher Ami takes a bullet, loses a leg and an eye, but still delivers the message that saves 194 men >dozens of your kind are awarded medals for heroism >be common pigeon, 1950s >radio and telephone finally make you obsolete >your human keepers release you or let you escape >but you were bred to stay near people >be racing pigeon, 1970s-1980s >peak of pigeon fancying >working-class men in industrial towns and council estates keep lofts on rooftops >every weekend thousands race you across the country >even the Queen has her own loft with around 200 pigeons, she is a keen pigeon fancier >you are a beloved hobby, a passion handed down through generations since the 1800s >be pigeon, 2026 >you do exactly what humans bred you for ten thousand years to do: live among us in their cities >you flock to squares and rooftops >they call you “rats with wings” and “vermin” >spikes on ledges, nets, poison, birth control in the feed >after millennia of loyal service, we despise you for existing
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J.T. Alexander@JTAlexander_

>be horse, 10,000 BC >thunder across the Eurasian steppes in massive herds >humans approach with spears >heart pounding >be cornered >they don't eat you >they offer grain and salt >be domesticated horse, 4000 BC >humans tie a cart to you and your friend >pull the cart around >every human that witnesses your work is amazed >your kind spreads across the world side by side with man >be warhorse, 2000 BC >you pull the chariots that decide empires >without your speed and power, no conquest, no trade routes >the Hittites, the Egyptians, the Mycenaeans >their glory rides on your legs >civilization is literally pulled forward under your power >be warhorse, 300BC >bigger and stronger than ever before >humans now ride on your back >be called Bucephalus >carry your master across the world >kingdoms fall under your hooves and your master's sword >hailed as the greatest of your kind to ever live >sire a legendary lineage that becomes the envy of the kingdoms of men >be warhorse, 44BC >so widespread and diverse that armies are made up of men and horses from thousands of miles apart >turn the tide of world-changing battles and maneuvers >roads your trod down will be used for millennia >history is carried forward on your back >be warhorse, 900 AD >armored head to hoof >steel in the field, genteel in the pasture >just like the master >you carry the men that bring news, help, honor, and leadership >you are the symbol and source of their status >civilization depends on you >be warhorse, 1683 AD >Islam lays siege to Vienna with all of Europe prostrate beyond >the city is desperate for relief >supplies are short and the underminers threaten the walls >3,000 men in winged armor ride on your back to the salvation of Christendom >Europe is literally saved by your turn of the tide >be standard horse, 1778 AD >15 years old >pretty unremarkable but notice loud noises don't bother you >be given away as a gift >owner already has another horse, but alright >he ends up liking you more because you don't care about noise >he starts riding you through a bunch of crowds making a ton of noise >become a famous symbol of the era and watch the British Empire surrender to your boss >America is literally born on your back >be workhorse, 1915 AD >drafted along with your master to fight for the king >pull ammunition carts from rail depots to guns >the machine-horses on tracks make your job easier because you don't have carry as much as far >eight million of your kind are killed to fight the war to end all wars >the war doesn't end war >the war ends your relationship with mankind >be horse, 1955 AD >nobody has use for you anymore >they've made smaller machine horses >they're cheaper to feed >they're easier to learn >they carry more weight >they take all of your jobs >be horse, 2026 AD >nobody cares about you anymore >you survive as a pet to young rich girls >sometimes she shows you off to an audience but you feel something is missing >your cousin runs races for gambling addicts >your brother sometimes pulls tourists around in New York >you heard of some horses that carry cops around but it sounds like folklore >there are more toys of your kind than actual horses

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georgia@bunnymaxing·
im at the dentist being a really brave girl right now
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Jemz 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩
Jemz 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩@YourBoyJemz·
If you’re a man in the UK and you partake in “clean up crew” you deserve life in prison followed by a horribly painful death.
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georgia@bunnymaxing·
you’re barred
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Megha
Megha@megha_lilly·
English is still the most beautiful, versatile, logical, poetic and wonderful language in the whole world. I speak six languages. Many writers from many other languages say this about English. Because it has been perfected over millennia of discourse, poetry and debate.
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Angloid
Angloid@angloid0·
England is the best country in the world.
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If he stinks good near me he’s getting impregnated
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