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Be friends with people less funnier than you, This way you are always the funniest guy in the group.

@enaphsaid @fatbby420 😭😭😭

@fatbby420 Now Wikipedia might have to declare bankruptcy 😔 twitter.com/nickiminachhh/…

I am graduating in 2021 and i am already convinced that i would be a jobless fellow after my graduation.

@savage_nari You would be saving the earth.

What if i say "i love you" to covid-19 and it leaves?

@humourously_urs Sex with me is like lockdown, koi ni manega.

Sex with me is like Lockdown ____ Fill the rest lines with your creativity.

Sex with me is like lockdown jaldi bore hojaogi.

Twitter pe kuch bhi post kr skte h na jo man kre? Han shyd tbhi to log itna hagte h.

I use twitter whenever i am this level of boredd

Never been so bored

@teaventi_ Hangover 😂

Earlier super heroes were the ones who went out and saved the world. Today's super heroes stay at home and do the same.

Bunty right now :

Dear Mr. @ArvindKejriwal Sir. We chose you and we for sure know that you don't have the authority of law and order but you are the CM of Delhi and you just can't keep running away from this topic and keep mum Now is the time to speak Sir.

The sad part is people with education are saying that this is the right thing to do. Beating muslims up and throwing them out of country. "Badla to lenge he, hath pe hath dhare thodi bethege. "

Also the real problem in our country is lack of education and unemployment. Today it's hindu muslim. Tomorrow it will be something else if the situation is same and the people keep remaining unemployed.

Hindu and muslims both are victims, and the govt is the real culprit who is unable to handle the situation properly.

Kesari rang zyada takatwar hai ya Hara? Rango se toh puch lo, Hindustan ke jhande me dono hi barabar aana chahte hain, aur tabhi ache lagte hain

@savage_nari Neha kakkar

"If you're good at something, never do it for free" Ab rone ka paisa kon dega?

When you're teen people consider you as a kid and once your teens are over then bang you are expected to do all the difficult things.

Are y'all confused too about what to do in life?

@kanupriiya BJP is not far-right. You know this, right? It's center-right.

Have you ever met an atheist who is a right winger?