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@ThatEricAlper John & Mary by Jaco Pastorius

What song over 8 minutes long is a 10/10?

Mind in process 👇

Me reading through the group chat transcripts in the deposition

Imagine walking into this room in 2005 and telling them: “In 20 years the guy currently filming Season 1 of The Apprentice will be the President who bombs Iran”

@geeta_minocha cover by @tropical_toxic

This New Yorker cover is 10000x sexier than Vogue Aus with Margot and Jacob The algorithms have rendered us incapable of the subtleties that make things truly sexy. It’s a lost art!

Browns are about to give one lucky season ticket holder the head coach position

@JohnHillbery 🤣🤣

@0009ine @thefunnyguysNFT @raster_art same 😕

@thefunnyguysNFT @raster_art My screen has stuck on this

One month deadline is crazy Go withdraw all your NFTs now! We are giving the artworks a permanent home on @raster_art

Now you can’t unsee it.

Fall on medium format film

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Here's my best attempt to explain what happened on $REKT today in simple terms (tldr - @IMFCrypto didn't "liquidate" anyone, it's just a decentralised platform that matches borrowers and lenders). IMF is build on top of @MorphoLabs, where anyone can lend money directly. In simple terms, IMF created the ability for people to borrow USDS against their $REKT (and other memecoin) holdings. IMF also had an "accelerate" function, which allowed you to deposit $REKT as collateral, borrow USDS against it, and then use that to buy more $REKT (essentially a form of leverage). As with all levered positions, there are levels at which you can get liquidated on and once those levels started hitting today it triggered a liquidity cascade all the way down to approximately a 70% price decline. You could see the $REKT collateral that was held in this Morpho contract: 0xBBBBBbbBBb9cC5e90e3b3Af64bdAF62C37EEFFCb, which at the beinning of the day owned almost 5% of the token supply. It is now down to 0.25% which means the leverage has almost entirely been wiped. Both IMF and Morpho are decentralised - none of these guys "caused" any liquidations or acted in bad faith. Unfortunately as a result of price action a liquidity cascade was triggered. Obviously feels like a kick in the face for me as I have been working so hard on $REKT through this bad price action, but if you are familiar with our story you will know that bouncing back from the dead is a challenge I relish - we have delivered A LOT this year and we still have A LOT more to come. I'm sure there'll be a bit of gravedancing, and I welcome it, it excites me - the way I see it is we got clean positioning now and this day will be part of the lore - anyone who knows me will know I'm gonna be at this even harder to prove a point. Cheers

@chooserich @BillAckman Just give him an Academy Award now 🏆

I just tested @BillAckman’s “May I meet you” dating method on a moving subway

> favorite song is YMCA > half of his dance moves are stroking it > actually moaned like this on stage There were definitely signs

RIP Coach Lenny ❤️… It was an absolute honor and privilege to play for and be mentored by a legend! He believed in me and gave me an opportunity when not many coaches would! I love you Coach and you will be missed 🙏🙏🙏

@ThatEricAlper using a cassette tape to listen to CDs in the car

What's a 90s/2000s trend that would baffle kids today?

Tyler The Creator performs Bombs Over Baghdad in tribute to OutKast at the 2025 Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame 🎥🎥

Pulitzer Prize photo right here.

i got an idea

Reflections by the Shore