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You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??

@goatecpro If they market it properly and then the price will grow up.

Dear Chinese OEMs, this year is probably one of the best opportunities to show the world you can make truly competitive, even superior flagship products. But you absolutely need to invest in marketing. I'm currently using an OPPO Find X9 Pro and it's amazing, yet I haven't seen a single ad highlighting its camera or battery outside the internet. You make great products. Now promote them better.

@supernovajunn @cryptopunk7213 War!!!!

@cryptopunk7213 If that job gets replaced, what on earth are humans supposed to do?

wow Anthropic just published a crazy report on AI replacing your job and er... you might want to look at this: - #1 most at-risk jobs are computer programmers, financial analysts (rip excel bros) and customer service - most at-risk workers are female, white, older and higher paid. - BUT high-risk jobs *aren't* firing employees... they've STOPPED HIRING. biggest victims: college graduates (4X more likely to be fucked) - entry-level hiring has dropped 14% since chatgpt launched (for highest risk jobs) - SAFEST jobs are... bartenders, dishwashers and lifeguards - any manual labour that AI can't automate (yet) this accounts for 30% of the job market. - this was the scariest part: AI models are capable of automating most work TODAY but are prevented because of law and slow company adoption. so its not even a fucking skill issue its an ADOPTION issue. - now its important to understand that the study is based on real world data but also 'theoretical' intelligence. so take it with a pinch of salt. some jobs (manual labor) didn't even meet min. data reqs i applaud anthropic on being so damn transparent - they're literally the company behind claude who will be responsible for these impacts studies like this will help us figure it the hell out. LOT of change coming this year.

@AdamPrabata Mending mac air m4, ini saya juga mau upgrade pas lebaran. Saya juga pakai m1 air sejak 2021. Dan kalo bisa sekalian 512gb

Halo semua teman-teman di X yang jago di dunia IT dan perkomputeran. Saya izin bertanya terkait MacBook Neo ini. 1. Saya sehari-hari menggunakan Macbook Air M1 selama 4 tahun, hingga saat ini tidak ada masalah. Bila saya mau mengganti laptop, apakah Macbook Neo ini pilihan yang baik? atau mendingan saya beli Macbook Air generasi terbaru? 2. Orang-orang sedang hype dengan Macmini untuk running openclaw. Saya lihat Macbook neo ini lebih murah. Apakah worth bila saya beli ini untuk running openclaw? 3. Bila diberikan untuk anak, apakah hitungannya overkill? Mohon masukannya semua. Terima kasih.

@ibamarief Keterangan saksi memberatkan gimana mas? apakah sudah ada kesaksian dari pihak kejaksaan. Penasaran soalnya

Teman-teman, saya Bayu, post di sini sebagai kuasa hukum Ibam 🙏🏼 Kami ingin berbagi apa yang terjadi pada persidangan minggu pertama Ibam. Ketika sidang, banyak fakta yang terungkap, baik dari saksi maupun barang bukti. 1/9🧵

@gothburz Graph will not be to the left, it will make you time machine :D

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

@arunpudur I think it is fine for IKEA if they have huge profit in China.

⚠️This is what Chinese do at IKEA and any store which has air conditioning. This is why 🇨🇳 is living in 2100. IKEA is shutting down in China like rest of the brands. CCP funded Wumaos and paid western influencers will not allow this to go viral.

@notathrv I'll use Thinkpad if they use mac os.

Maturity is choosing a ThinkPad over a MacBook

@N_W123pure @diaryoflife06 Boleh dm saya. Saya juga leader dana syariah

@diaryoflife06 Saya DM saja ya

@Raspberry_Pi @HdwPioneers @ndahad @EbenUpton I click it because he's Jason Statham

Oh, hey, hi. Happy Thursday. We thought you might like to watch this cosy fireside chat Eben Upton had at Hardware Pioneers Max 25. (Disclaimer: no fire present - we were disappointed, but the chat is 🔥 ) youtu.be/Uc3pmEHXWPc

@elonmusk Is it AI or musk?

@LadyKaiLisa I hope there is no casualty. I always walk there every day.

Taenaaaaaa gusto ko namatulog nagkasunog pa 😭

@iconnetjakban mohon bantuannya tagihan tdk ada dan Internet mati. Sudah saya dm

World is big

Baru paham kenapa piala dunia qatar gak diadakan di summer

Can't wait for #TripWithGalaxy using the next-gen Galaxy by my side! Time to unfold my new way of travel to Seoul with.. (Fill in your answer in this section) #SamsungUnpacked

@irfan3 Saya sekarang kerja di perusahaan india. Untuk india saya liat mereka berani ngomong saat meeting tapi soal skill saya liat masih kita. Btw comparenya gaji yang sama ya secara head to head

Engineer Indo: - Sama India kalah skill. - Sama Vietnam kalah disiplin & kerja keras. - Sama Filipina kalah bahasa Enggres. - Sama Afrika kalah murah. - Sama Latam kalah timezone.

@LAZISMU assalamualaikum saya salah nominal transfer, saya sudah email ke fundraising@lazismu.org apakah cs di Twitter bisa bantu melalui dm?

@herrysw Samsung complain saya di bsd dan Medan. Kalo bsd dia antrean pengambilan dan service di gabung jadi lama antri nya. Untuk teknisi kurang jago. Medan juga kurang jago. Paling ok mending ke ambas saja. Lebih ok antri dan teknisi nya.

Iseng menyusun nilai pusat perbaikan resmi ponsel. Rentang nilai mulai A (bagus sekali) hingga D (buruk). A: vivo/iQOO dan OPPO. B: Xiaomi/POCO dan ZTE. C: realme dan Huawei. D: Samsung. Infinix? Masih bingung nih. Belum sampai B, tapi sudah lebih dari C. Nokia? Tecno? itel?

@yonathandinata Janji jiwa yang versi signature nya. Sering beli di stasiun sudirman kalo gak sempat buat kopi dari rumah. Susunya uda ada racikan coklat dan coba tanpa gula cappucino nya.

Valid? Sebagai mantan franchisee kopi Janji Jiwa yang dianu.... what do you expect man 😂