Princess

Adult life is just spending money on various beverages. Latte sparkling water Thai tea beer wine cocktail coffee. Items you did not spend money on as a child because you didn’t have money, and because you didn’t want most of these beverages only soda and milkshakes

I wanna play football for the coach 😜

Everyone cant be an over achiever because if everyone put an extra trash bag in the bottom of the trash when they took out the work trash there would be a mountain of trash bags. Someone has to use the extra trash bag and not replace it. Someone’s gotta

Millennial woman just passed by on rollerskates and picked the craziest wedgie from her jean shorts. Soooo beautiful really

Downton abbey and a blunt

Working in dallas is like should I hit these finance bros with my car

She always reminded me of Jessa from Girls

Celebrity worship has gone too far 🤦🏻‍♀️

It’s important to have a small amount of credit card debt at all times

I kinda like sitting in a seat that’s warm cause someone else’s butt has been in it

Just paid $1 for vending machine gushers only $1. And they taste kinda funny but this is really awesome

Cacti aren’t like other plants they’re spiky

Tattooed indie rock liberal christians run in packs like wolves

Let’s lay on a quilt in the park and play Doodle Dice

Flailing isn’t always what it looks like sometimes it’s a napkin in the wind

Massive pimple. On my chin waiting to break free. Kinda a metaphor

Delicious peach shoes off on my lunch break yes

We’ve always had cuteness and mini things

Alasdair Wallace - City Birds.