William “Stinger” McFarland

If this was on my hinge at 40 I’d be put on a registry. #justsaying

@WearDRKNS On any given day, any of the 3 could be my favorite. Dire Straits fucking rips.

@burnermcged It’s not larp, it’s just a reallyyyy fucking good song

Sultans of Swing is not even their best song in their discography. Their best song is the one about the lady writer.

@WearDRKNS I thought about doing this one, but I was worried using their top 2 songs would constitute larp.

@burnermcged Respectfully their best song is Money for Nothing

Gave this a lot of thought, #LANK

Great way to start the day. This guys electric #firemeup

@racelmeed You and me both pal

I love walking on campus and seeing very attractive women and imagining our lives together then never walking up to them to make it a reality. Just happened right now😂✌️ #chud

@profplatty98543 Fick’s the man. Bad first impression pal try again next time.

@rackedronnie Would she even feel it? Still 🪵

2 beers just to get the kid slotted

@ComeToTheBay The mustard goes on the left, and the mayo goes on the right.

I’m doing the “drink 5 long islands and drive home” challenge. Anyone ever done this challenge? Tips? Tricks?

Been divorced for 10 days, and haven’t texted her in 11 #stayingstrong

@lyinpieceofshi #redpill

The boogers I’m picking taste so good rn

@vinniethegoph Usually I’d say this town ain’t big enough for the two of us, but I really liked Medellin, so I’ll let it slide.

#NewProfilePic let’s bring it home boys 🇺🇸 🦅

@handybjs Paying attention to potential contagion risks is pretty gay if you ask me.

If you’re still taking unprotected shits on public shitters you’re disgusting

@finna_shawty Mr. Finnashawty, you got a sister that looks like this? #askingformyself

Female Timmy. How many beers? #lank

@FickieRowlerFan I’m in

Internet invitational? We need to create the Burnerverse invitational.

@bigsgdubb Grats kid

Sorry for the short hiatus, was on a date with the new wife #GratsBruddaGrats

@SpecialEdmund If I was a foid burner I’d probably be Urethra Franklin

Can’t believe they named this bitch after the pee hole😂😂🤣😂😆

@00JimmyT Peak on the CD deck as well. Stinger approves

Fuck wasting money on energy drinks. I made 15g of caffeine powder for $8 and take that shit straight to the dome

23 children, 22 baby mammas #realbadman

@TheJerryBussott I rock w the toadies.

@burnermcged Fucks Yeah on Local H and Sponge, Give Rubberneck By the Toadies a listen -Jerry

Had to cook up a grunge list during my STP listening session. #LANK