emily ⚡️

i heard the ultracheese live, arctic monkeys security personally gave me a guitar pick, and i met alex turner. pinch me i’m fucking dreaming

@moshinmadz redownloaded this app just to respond. YALL ARE THE CUTEST i will take pics of u guys for eternity

ty @burnsalott for always taking great pics. this is such a lovely photo of us

dunking donuts

admiring my body in the work mirror

redundant is the perfect word for things being redundant. like yes that is redundant

bf want slushy at the zoo sorry baby we got red 40 at home

hope one day i can accomplish my dream of renting a two bedroom apartment 😌

@mallrot girl are you okay

@burnsalott Chase Atlantic was my #2 😭😭😭😭

this is the first year in many that ch*se atlantic haven’t been in the wrapped thank god

if they had kroger wrapped i’d be the #1 buyer of arugula

@spookycatdad pls

why the fuck are you putting red 40 in a jar of pickles

@mallrot you missed a ptv ft silly

@burnsalott I was sleeping😝

mallory is so fake not answering my face times or the hand written letter i sent last week!!!!!!! wtf @mallrot

belly so full of fake chicken and potato chips ❤️

i love tweeting like i just discovered facebook in the 2000s

sick to my stomach thinking about the surface area of my back

@precambriansoup i also heard that. she gets hella hate i kinda feel bad for her but also… maybe watch ur kids

i wonder if acacia brinley works a 9-5 now

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara