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Hay fever is whooping my asssss

I’m a sucker for timeliness. If you tell me 12:00, I’m there for 11:40. Not 12:05, not 12:10, not 12:20. I get uber annoyed about lateness.

What a beautiful day ☀️

UNPOPULAR OPINION NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN WAKING UP TO RAIN WHEN YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO BE.

I'm disgustingly self aware. There's literally nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent ample time reflecting on.

Guys please 😭 it’s a MONDAY night.

Another night of hearing my neighbours having sex. Hooray!

So apparently not all eggs turn into chicks. Only the ones with cockerel involvement. I mean that should be a given but why didn’t I know thisssss! wtf

I’m learning all these new things about chickens that I really feel like I should’ve known already lol.

Self service petting station..🐶🐾🐈😅

Me having sourdough bread with butter and cheese: “that is absolutely fxcking gorgeous”

Inflation has hit flowers. Tulips went from £6 to £8 in a year.

Jesus to his disciples today:

Unfortunately I believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again

Why am I always adopting somebody’s mother or grandmother or aunty. Missed my train making sure this lady who barely speaks English gets to where she’s going.

I wanna move to NY part time

I feel this tweet on so many levels 😩

ima address everything that rubs me wrong, idc .

Can't lie, as a visual/doer learner, minus the frustrations, learning Excel is fun af lol It feels like magic. Aye! who invented this !?

@RemzTheAwesome “It represents a “sewer” in Latin…” 😭😭😭😭 I must’ve not been paying attention in that class

@burplenurple_ cloaca

Wait wait .. chickens have one hole? So chicken eggs come from their bums? Lmao what?