allie

hii wilburtwt let me in your House ❣️ had a fixation from like 2018 - 2022 then fell off and for some reason it’s come back full force so. Hello 🐋

wilbur soot the kinda guy to have a madonna whore complex

i have something Uncouth to say.

just had a friend say “eating disorder?? more like eating dis orderrrr 😛” irl I KNOW WHERE YOUVE BEEN

IM OUT OF IT. EVERRYBOTFY WANTS ME

i love being wasted with my best friends. everybody wants me

should i start watching the pitt

what happened alcoholically yesterday can never reoccur in my lifetime. not even just me bro everyone on campus was fucked

getting drunk tomorrow morning because ZARA FUCKING LARSSOOOONNNN is performing on my campus tmr im so hyped

i’m so bad at voices Who Was That

boy why you so Giggle

had to explain tyler catastrophe to the friend group dinner table. HES BREACHING CONTAINMENT TOO FAR

ROOMMATE AND I WERE QUIZZING EACH OTHER ON OLD SONGS WE USED TO LIKE AND THEY PUT ON YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. JUMPED OUT OF THE BED AND HAD TO TAKE A LAP

i think i have a secret superpower where if i look around enough i will Always find a random single unsmoked cig discarded somewhere. i have a sixth sense for it

@returnbur defunctland mentioned ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

a girl in one of my dances is MIA rn and we might have to completely change our formations if she doesn’t show up or respond soon so. PLEASE wish us fucking luck like we NEEEED it. WHERE ARE YOU GIRL

i have a dance showcase tonight wish me luck yall ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

does anyone else. or is it just me

walked up to me making a coffee in the dining hall. looked me up and down and went “okayyy latte 🙂‍↕️” in a tone of voice that could have been either flirty or playfully hyping me up like HEEEEEEEELP

guy in my class is either heavily flirting with me or heavily gay. GIVE ME A CLEARER SIGN BRO I LITERALLY CANNOT TELL

in an increasingly ycgma time in my life. like yeah man i AM losing face rn