Burr ❄️☃️

“That’s funny, I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle” is the greatest line delivery of all time.

why are a bunch of people on Instagram posting extremely similar walls of text about Mandalorian and Grogu as if it’s the greatest movie of all time lmao

Erin Brockavich (yes, that one) is tracking AI data centers now, btw

To whom it may concern and with all due respect: Ain’t it funny that you tell a joke at a sold out show about how you should be doing stadiums knowing that you do stadiums and big venues (and lil intimate joints too!) but people who think your career ended when they stopped listening back at LASERS or because of Obama or because of whatever try to take the joke serious and try to tell the world in the comments all the reasons you are not successful and that you have only yourself to blame for bad decision this or hot take that, too complex this not basic enough that, beats this, videos that etc etc and that gets everywhere but then when you do an actual stadium the very next week and perform multiple hit records in succession back to back some 20 plus years old with just a DJ and some lights for fans ranging from 5 to 75 in your hometown with 2 more back to back big ass sold out shows in the same town a couple weeks away THAT isn’t even considered message board post worthy? Ain’t that funny especially how I didn’t care about proper punctuation in this whole TLDR and you just gonna have to deal with? I been public enemy number one since I came into this business when I was 17 and ain’t nothing changed. And I don’t expect it too. Twisted narratives, tear downs for laughs, flat out lies, people super tough and chatty at a distance but smiles and handshakes when face to face or on the phone with me, click bait at the expense of the peace and happiness, para-social myth making etc etc. The receipts and resumes and fans and streaming numbers and ticket sales and awards and appointments speak for themselves….even if YOU ain’t listening. We good. Been good. Hopefully gonna stay good and honestly ain’t shit you can do about it. Now ain’t that funny. P.S. My main daily job is internal villain arc suppression. ❤️