shane burroughs

Keep replying to my stories and we’re gonna end up at Olive Garden.

Btw those things are like $3.67

Inflation will not affect me until the xlarge polar pop hits $2.

I would like to be vulnerable online but I’m 26 and I think we’re moving away from that hahaha

Would a vampire need to be welcomed into an apartment complex and have open season, or would they also need to be welcomed into every individual unit?

exactly

Sometimes I go on Hinge and swipe left on all the beautiful women in the Standouts section to feel like I have control in my life.

yesterday today and every other day i yearn

june 1: this is going to be the best summer of my life :) august 31: I think I need to go back on wellbutrin

filming the Build-A-Bear employee so they put more love into my bear

“Your generation is entitled and lazy.” I hope you die alone and unfulfilled.

wait no

It costs zero haters to be a dollar

I will find the tweet you retweeted on their actual page before I let you know I thought it was funny.

“Retired athlete” is the most insane way to say you played sports in high school it was never that serious.

Creativity is subjective and referring to oneself or a group as creatives and the other as non creatives is cringe and stupid imo, I believe everyone can be creative! Also the phrase non creative is the least creative name you can give a demographic.