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Sometimes you gotta SIT in it baby. Sit in that pain. Sit in that lesson. Sit in that loss. Sit in that job. Sit in silence… just SIT with God.

I once dated a girl that made my confidence disappear completely. 😭 Anytime we argued, she wouldn’t shout or insult me like normal people. She would just look at me quietly, shake her head slowly, and say: “So this is the level of your reasoning?” Omo… instantly, my whole body would reset. One day, I prepared a full speech in my head before calling her to explain why I was right during an argument. The moment I finished talking, she kept quiet for like five seconds and replied: “Are you done embarrassing yourself?” Guys, I apologized immediately without even knowing whether I was wrong again. 😥

Rage baiting is what Proverbs 26 warns about. Don’t get pulled into dumb arguments. And don’t stay silent when truth matters. Wisdom is knowing when to speak & when to walk away.

- Tolu stole N5,000 from her parents but she couldn’t just start spending it freely in school without teachers or classmates asking where she got the money from. - So, on her way to school she bought pens and started selling them to her classmates. - Now, the money appears legitimate because everyone believes Tolu is making money from selling pens. She can now buy food and snacks without suspicion.

Your first mistake in Life as a woman , is to assume a man doesn’t know what he is doing .

Coworkers hate a quiet person that minds their business

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

my top 5 horror movies: 1. poverty 2. marrying wrong 3. working a 9-5 4. never traveling the world 5. not living life to my full potential

You might not realize it yet, but we're part of the first generation of women with the freedom to build lives on our own terms-emotionally, financially, and independently, without needing a husband or children to define us. This level of autonomy is something many of our grandmothers and great-grandmothers never had access to. It's not just progress-it's power. Celebrate it. Own it. You are living a life they only dreamed could be possible.

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gone let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

Do not let the illusion of urgency in this world deceive you. Slowness is sacred, and honoring your own pace is medicine. There is no rush to arrive. Take your time and allow life to meet you wherever you are.

Tried it with my baby

You literally could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated.

Scenes when Baddy comes back from Egypt and use those legs to Stand on Tinubu's Mandate.😭😭😂😂😂 This app will shut down that day 😭😭

Easiest ways to know they like you: - They communicate with you often. - They gift you. - They get jealous. - Act of service comes easy. - They enjoy spending time with you. - They make your life easier. - They allow you into their world. - You’ll feel the excitement.

GENTE????

My dad created a strict new rule ‘Nobody should use the generator at night unless it’s an emergency.’ Everybody agreed because fuel price is not smiling. Two days later around 1am, the generator suddenly came on. The whole house woke up confused. My mum thought armed robbers entered...Even neighbors peeped through their windows. We rushed outside ready for disaster. Only to find my dad in the sitting room enjoying AC and watching football. This man looked at all of us calmly and said ‘It’s an important match.’ My mum crossed her arms and asked ‘So football is now emergency?’ My dad didn’t even blink. He said ‘If Arsenal loses tonight, this family will not know peace tomorrow.’ Then Arsenal actually lost. And true to his word, everybody suffered the next morning.

Nobody loves their mother more than misogynistic men, they love her for her pain, suffering and sacrifices. And they resent every other voman who is unwilling to do same.

Some people have zero desires to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.

75% of every naira spent on health in Nigeria comes straight from somebody's pocket. Not insurance. Not government. The patient. The patient's family or friend group raising money. This is why one sickness can finish a whole family.