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Mike Oxlong

@bush1bd

Local C list celebrity - Follow for more garbage (he/him)

Summit County, CO Katılım Aralık 2012
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Whenever I see other michiganders throwing away their cans
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Received confirmation that I’m going to be a raft guide this summer
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Trying to buy a desk off of marketplace but no one is responding to my messages or flakes when I want to come pick it up
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Ben Cera
Ben Cera@Bencera·
I moved to SF a month ago. Something shifted immediately. These are sacred grounds. The energy of the people who built the internet, who built the infrastructure that lets one guy with no employees build a platform, a movement, you can feel it. I barely go out. Barely date. Don’t do conferences or investor dinners. I just sit in friends’ offices with engineers and build. It’s not networking. It’s something in the air. Thank you San Francisco. Thank you ancestors. We’re so back.
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Hinge and tinder aren’t working I’m downloading Strava again
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
That time of the year where tours will be in Michigan while I’m in Colorado and vice versa 😬
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Bitching to my buddy about my current situation and he said I need to go back to Michigan and go fishing for a bit
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Sometimes you see your ex gf who young haven’t seen in a year at the grocery store then you cry to 10 minutes by mom jeans on the way to work
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
I’ve gotten two new fishing shirts, a Hawaiian shirt, pants, and workout clothes lately at goodwill. The thrift gods continue to smile upon me
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Mel, again
Mel, again@melzmizzybizzy·
If I don’t go swimming immidiatley I’m going to die
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Sometimes I let my coworker take a long lunch to go ride because I hate him lol
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
@Maddy_Matinee “Inside voices…we’re all right here” is something I quote daily
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Maddy@Maddy_Matinee·
God Liotta. RIP.
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Telling my boss I need to go home and jack it
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italian lucite@yurodivys·
My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming
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April@karliirove·
OK BUT THEY PLAYED THE SONG IN WHICH KATHERINE HEIGEL GETS KNOCKED UP BY SETH ROGEN IN MY WORKOUT CLASS
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Conner O'Malley
Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
How I’m feeling after we split our shop tips
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My coworker is a real ‘I’ll work harder when I get paid more’ kind of guy and it’s like no you won’t
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Mike Oxlong@bush1bd·
Reaching the point in the ski season where I start talking about moving to Florida
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The best thing about this Super Bowl is that I had chicken wings for lunch and dinner
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