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Musings from a COVID coven in Bushwick 🔮😈💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ Visit our sister account @uwsidehoe

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Just coined the phrase lines n wines you’re welcome and happy Friday
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Should I be concerned my Uber driver is reading a print out of road instructions? #floridadrivers
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Or maybe I’ll move now
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Fort Lauderdale is like most US cities in that people turn in around 9 with the exception of the gay men who make up 80% of the population and stay out dancing to disco music like it’s studio 54 circa 1975 and this is why I will live there when I retire
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I don’t think I’ll ever love anything more than I love dancing and I’m okay with that sorry boys
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The German language can sum up 2020 in 2 words
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VAX girl summer. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Upside is if COVID hadn’t happened I wouldn’t have figured out my true calling in life which is laying in bed sending my friends a highly curated assortment of memes
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Pre COVID, scrolling IG or Tiktok was a break from real work throughout the day now it’s entirely the other way around - like please stop sending me urgent emails you’re distracting me from sharing memes
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When you wake up and the first text you send is “want to get a drink tonight” is that bad
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My first waking thought every Monday morning is how can I cancel everything I’m supposed to do this week with the least possible damage
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When the sushi restaurant sends 6 sets of chopsticks with my dinner order I feel unfairly judged.
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Saturday night plans
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You’ll find it somewhere around the earths molten core
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One of life’s greatest pleasures these days is getting out of a hot shower soaking wet, running across my freezing apartment, nose diving under the covers of my bed to dry myself off then taking a two hour nap
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Literally late for everything in life but somehow my Sunday night panic attacks arrive right on time every week
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When anyone asks how my day/week/year has been
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When you wake up after sleeping for 12 hours but you’re still exhausted and hungover from that one night you stayed out too late a week ago is my definition of being 30
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When will Spotify create a playlist called Tiktok?
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Do you ever read through your iPhone notes and wonder where it all went wrong?
Brooklyn, NY 🇺🇸 English
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