Avery 🍷

@tamenzxx Oh no, I can see why it would be taken weirdly. I wouldn't see myself as so charitable to hand out orphans as if they were party favors... Hm.

@busyavery Ooh! It sounded so weird at first

Today's a good day, free orphans for everyone.

@orphaned_love Oh but you'd look so charming as a cow though... You always are persuasive. Maybe.

@busyavery HELP ME OUT PAPA ILL GIVE YOU ALL THE BEEF WELLINGTON YOU NEED

FARM

@withdelights You're not tricking me again this time. I've learned better not to trust messages like "Hot singles in your area" again

ok now flip the card and show me the numbwrs on the back

@raygunsmoke Don't worry too much about it.

EVERYBODY GETTING KIDNAPPED TODAY???? WHATS IN THE AIR.

@tamenzxx Misspoke, thought a certain caretaker had decided to take a holiday from watching their wards.

@busyavery wai- wha

@degreesofHi @1800WHITNYSLUT ... Why is your name that? And what does your fixation with a doctor shoving their finger into my hole have to do with this?

@busyavery @1800WHITNYSLUT you dont look a day over 25 avery ☺️ by the way at your last annual physical did you doctor mention any upcoming... screenings... that you should be getting done in the near future 👀

theyre like 67 years old

Darn spoke too soon.

Don't answer that. I just remembered where I live.

Why are the children wandering into the forest?

@tamenzxx It's been quite a long day. I thought it was safe to loudly vent about it while sitting in traffic, but my phone had other plans

@busyavery seems like ya got a fav word

I was driving home and didn't realize my text to speech was still on while texting back HR

@orphaned_love That's great. I now. I have another problem.

@busyavery Settings > Keyboard Settings > Keyboard Motif! ☺️🥰

My internet chnaged my keyboard tothe stupid cat one HWO DO I CHNAGE IT.

@orphaned_love All these housekeeping classes and yet there's no dinner on the table.

Today's housekeeping class was quite difficult, but i learned how to make Apple Crumble! ☺️❤️

How many of you just spend all day on here? Don't some of you have something you should be doing

A colleague was showing me some of the posts about me on here and encouraged me to finally start posting. I can't say I'm entirely surprised by the attention I've garnered, it's quite flattering.