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@jooolyuh that’s gonna be me on february 1st after dry january is over (if i make it)

why does jordan’s daughter lowkey look like jojo siwa #thegoldenbachelorette

#VPDebate2024 jd vance’s eyeliner and mascara literally looks like a temu version of adam levine

did jessie mueller get married

"And then he said, 'They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the pets!'"

Sign of the Day...

somethin about seein @LisaAnnWalter on your birthday just hits different. grateful for the laughs lady! started 24 off right 💅🏼

I just remembered that one time I had a dream that abby mueller went live on insta at like 4 am and just spent the entire time trying to pronounce the word “triglycerides”

@abcmuell now sing one voice with your brothers thank you

and i’m just a tiny little philadelphian the size of quinta 😭

i wish @LisaAnnWalter checked her instagram dm requests every once in a while bc she would find a few nice messages from me and see my chessy fit while i’m also teaching like melissa 😭

#chessycore with the twist of being melissa and being an elementary teacher 💅🏼

@abcmuell not in astoria, but i felt it in PA 🫣

Anyone else in Astoria NY just feel an earthquake?! 😳🫨

@melschemmxnti hard agree.

best two movies musicals are mamma mia and hairspray. period.

@melschemmxnti i love that you tweeted this because i literally bought this movie for $2 at goodwill last night

john travolta’s best performance will forever be edna turnblad in hairspray

AVA COLEMAN SAYING MELISSA SCHEMMENTI IS SEXY YEAH GIRL YOU SO RIGHT

not my mothers fighting #AbbottElementary

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