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i sliced my finger open on a twisted tea can what if i transform into a frat leader like spiderman when he got bit by a spider

my life is a movie but more like a tubi original

@iridescentbbg MISS UU BABY

MY GIRL SO BAD!!!

whatever song i put over this on my story is a front this is what i was truly bumping 😭😭

It’s too late, I have already portrayed you as the attention-seeking jester-adjacent shirtless Lil Pump, and myself as the unimpressed stoic queenly 90 year old grandmother

i am actually a trillionaire im sorry i didnt tell you guys i wanted to see who was real

sunday scaries are getting scarier every time

why did i predict the future #idekwhothiswas #iblackedout

@icantexisthere_ i dont have any younger sibling but yk what hell yeah 😭😭

@butcherfied idk if this is rude but you look like you took take care of your younger siblings a lot or something

chuchi

@urprettiest8opp thats uuu baby

@butcherfied fucking mogggg

omg bye why do i have back and stomach problems at my age i feel geriatric

my stomach feels like a nuke manufacturing plant

we ate so bad but remind me to never pin my bangs holy fuck

story posting like jonny craig

ughhh i can do like 383874 things in one day and still feel like im not being productive

i just realized most of my tweets are about food should i just die