Tweetpak Chopra

HE SURVIVED????????

Literally delete this app off your phone. I’m doing it after this. If millions of us delete the app, we can shut this stupid shit down so fast and get our app back. Retweet.

We are all aware that Elon may very well have always intended to burn this app to the ground because it’s easily the best place for younger people to learn about progressiveness and become exposed to world issues that they aren’t personally seeing/experiencing, right?

when the self awareness hits

Limiting tweets I can see without paying?? Literally fuck right off @elonmusk

Him: gets face down, ass up and spreads booty cheeks Me:

Almost said something unholy

@Colt_Fitness_ Vetting the afters

1. Will there be snacks? 2. Who is going? 3. Will there be any dogs? 4. Can I be laying down for this event?

Attempting to distract myself from SCOTUS discourse: okay the dude’s remix of Heated is not bad? It would be one thing if he embarrassed himself on the vocals, but even if the lyrics are a bit corny, he did a good job let him chase the bag damn 😭

Someone show this to that bitch who said attractiveness peaks in your twenties

@thesecretw0rld Hottt

Vice grip

Is there an account that only tweets photos of all the Renaissance your looks? I need to see them ALL

Straight guys will wear the sluttiest cut out tank you’ve ever seen and then 9 inch inseam shorts (derogatory)

The gym has the NHL Draft on the TVs rn and I am ~horny~

Millennial vs Gen Z is not determined by your age, but rather by whether or not you find the grimace shake tik toks are funny

i’m so sexy like this shit is unbelievable 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Somebody help make my right tit as big as my left for the love of god im beggingggg