Mr. Corn

Fuckkkkk well there goes any chance of me getting box tonight

New Yorkers are obsessed with how other people dress and I personally think it’s pretty gay, but I just saw a grown ass man wearing pit vipers.

@Dmakes2 I use a “Cougar Big Thunder” putter I found at a yard sale. It’s a blade and abnormally bent. I putt better than every guy I play with who shoots 100 and below while they use their $200+ putters. I never understood it - I have another friend who this stands for too.

Scotty Cameron’s(all expensive putters) are overrated. Putting is about being able to read a green and putting with proper speed

Road tripping #whiteboysummer

@McCutchWorld Always buy 2 rolls of zyns when i go home for the price I’d pay for 4 tins in NJ/NY lol

Just paid $9 for a tin of Velos. I love liberal states

@pat_pistol_ii Guy looks like such a boner 😂

Not to be a hater or anything but you shouldn’t be allowed on a golf course

Nothing hits harder than empty home course and playing 18 with hometown friend you haven’t seen in a year #bagdox

@BentonSwathford Hitting legs boost testosterone

Getting back into the gym this summer (haven’t lifted since high school) is there any reason to hit legs if they’re already my biggest strength by far #LANK

Boone in the dugout while the Yankees are free falling:

@McCutchWorld Love it, Bulova is the next add to my ballin on a budget collection. I’m a HUGE leather band guy.

@butteredcorncob Picked up this beaut instead

Should I get a Tissot or a Citizen

Drank a Celsius for the first time in 6 months today and I’ve felt like absolute dog shit ever since. What the fuck do they put in these? Anxiety in a can?

Is Jon Rahm the golf equivalent of Josh Allen?

So much ass out I just ran 3 miles for the first time in 2 years #whiteboysummer

@bobbilly240 Elite. Better than a shower beer imo.

Ever had a toilet beer?

@higgy_marcus Pretty sure you’ve sent out this tweet before Higgy

Things that make me happy in no specific order - beer - women - women drinking beer (specifically in a bottle) - friday at 5:00:01 - golden retrievers - women with golden retrievers - burgers - warm weather - beer

@MoDickalis @goobercock Allergic to ground beef and chicken thighs

@butteredcorncob @goobercock Guy doesn’t have a single unprocessed food item.

1,521 follower grocery store haul Dox. (All my sauces were expired, so I had to reup in a major way) #Storebought

@goobercock Health is wealth pal. You’re gonna die young with that diet.

@butteredcorncob And?

@goobercock Found Joe Schoens burner

Fresh Haircut, Who’s #Ovulating?

@FurrStayFlowin I’ve never known a woman that lies or manipulates the truth

@butteredcorncob Lowkey sounds like it was spun a diff way to her…

This girl been hitting me up who’s bestfriends with the chick who borderline raped me years ago so I brought it up and she said “yeah i know all about it but i don’t care” #whatdatmean