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The unofficial newsletter of the Queenstown Lakes District, where the tail wags the democracy. Satire/Parody.

Queenstown-Lakes District Katılım Ocak 2021
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What a difference four days make. On Friday, at the height of Delta, the Lord Mayor says that we should throw in the towel & get back to normal. But today his team has written a lovely press release about keeping everyone safe. Confused? Yes, we are too. buttscuttle.com/2021/10/12/som…
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Roni Currie@KauriRoni·
@JimBoult Actually, Jim's good on "elimination" these days....
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In the face of Delta spreading through NZ fast, Mayor of Q’town & head of very large tourism Co is clearly not doing all he can to reinforce that people do the right thing. In fact, he’s rolling out the “everybody I speak to” line again. Not helpful, Jim. buttscuttle.com/2021/10/08/unp…
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Q: Why use world class construction materials which will stand the test of time, when you can use Duct Tape? A: Because the real money is being spent in Queenstown. PS thanks to the eagle eyed ratepayer who spotted this on the QLDC Facebook page yesterday buttscuttle.com/2021/10/08/onl…
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Paid more than the Prime Minister, the head of the Ministry of Education, the CEO of DHB, the head of NZ Security Intelligence Service, the CEO of the Civil Aviation Authority, the Chief Ombudsman, Dr Ashley Bloomfield and, well, nearly everyone we know… buttscuttle.com/2021/09/30/tha…
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Imagine having a job where, during key meetings, you regularly fell asleep, and stayed asleep. Imagine that nobody woke you up, not even the Chair leading the meeting… 😴🥱 buttscuttle.com/2021/09/26/wak…
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@JimBoult knows he needs to get his message out to the people of Upper Clutha, but he won’t even do an interview with your local rag (Wānaka Sun, p2), instead taking questions by email so “someone” can carefully script the answers buttscuttle.com/2021/09/24/now…
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As we see it, today’s news is tomorrow’s caviar paper. There will be other distractions, and soon everyone will have forgotten about selfish people and their rule-breaking ways. And then it will all be fine and dandy again. Laugh? Will we ever! buttscuttle.com/2021/09/22/mum…
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For a few weeks there, we were all excited that Queenstowne was going to benefit from a new leadership style at the local aerodrome, ushering in a new era for our local aviation scene, and most importantly, for the community. But, er, no 🐆 buttscuttle.com/2021/09/17/leo…
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Ray O'Leary
Ray O'Leary@rayolearycomedy·
Hi guys, I've been hired to do PR for the couple who flew to Wanaka. Would it smooth things over if you learned that they brought everyone back a Toblerone?
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