holly

i hate school i want to unexist

Wow

No don’t nuke us you’re so sexy aha xox

What Latin do I need to learn to ask the spirits in my room to scratch my back for me?

I found my iPod that I stopped using in 2015. With old selfies and everything. I’ll be filing for my own assassination shortly

Isn’t a vegetable smoothie just soup

16 year olds have their first jobs nowadays getting paid £9.50 an hour .. I was working every weekend for £3.80 🤦🏼‍♀️ I was robbed

She’s not called Sarah she’s called Cera because she’s a TriCERAtops. I watched this film every single day until I was 8 and I NEVER REALISED THIS UNTIL NOW what the fuck is wrong with me

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“Play your part”? How dare you

Hurt my arm so it’s hard to reach the coco powder from the higher shelf to make chocolate cake. Is this my body’s way of telling me I’m a greedy bitch or is it my body’s way of telling me to get a chair

@_Nate_M_ If my day was ruined so was everyone else’s

There’s a time when we played heads down thumbs up and we didn’t know it at the time but it was our last time

Convinced that my meltdown about missing a train by 10 seconds last week is on social media via video somewhere

It doesn’t have to be about your happiness to keep you going

Moving the clouds one day at a time 🧡

@_Nate_M_ 😂😂 OMG ITS ME

Looking for my glasses cause I can’t see. Can’t see to look for my glasses. Irony is going to me the death of me I know it