Maddie | The Buzzing Blonde

My face when I watch the kids I went to high school with creeping on my Instagram stories

Also what is everyone’s favorite movie to watch while a little toasty 🍃

I’m at that point in life where I’m at home on a Friday night a little stoned, baking, and I realize I have a favorite pair of measuring spoons… I have a pair, of favorite pair of measuring spoons… Measuring spoons. Like how old is that?

I love it when brands lean into popular culture in ways that make sense for their brand, especially on Twitter, the home of chaos. Don't overthink it. Have fun.

to replace SMMs with AI, leads would need to accurately describe what they want. looks like we’re safe.

Wild idea…but hear me out… Normalizing social media detoxes…Once a month.

Can someone let me know who @ShawnMendes nail tech is?!? Because I know he did not do that himself….

Your social media manager deserves a raise. Bravo 👏🏻

Taylor Swift is one of the GREATEST marketers of ALL time and you can not and WILL NOT change my mind.

Does anyone else get MLM vibes from “Instagram Growth Experts” or is it just me?

You telling me how many figures you make in any of your social media bios will forever give me cringe vibes.

@a_creativeco Fuck TikTok Marry YouTube Kill Instagram This is the only correct answer.

@brianne2k June 5 #nationalgingerbreadday which seems weird to me since its you know...summer...and gingerbread is something I normally associate with Christmas and December

please reply to this tweet and tell me the weird hashtag holiday that falls on your birthday apparently I was born on National French Toast Day 😂 nationaldaycalendar.com/calendar-at-a-…

What if instead of focusing on the goal of “being consistent on social media" this month, you focused on the system and tools you are going to use to help you stay consistent? On the blog today: How to "Do" Social Media Without Letting it Consume You. bit.ly/3vamFOH

@adhutchinson @Google Are we going to ignore the fact that @Pinterest has been doing this for awhile now or...

Visual AND text search on @Google socialmediatoday.com/news/google-ad…

Queens recognize queens 💀👑

Are you ever blown away by how f*cking cool your clients are and find yourself thinking HA there is no way we would have been friends in high school. Like they’re THAT amazing. Or are you normal ???

Thanks, I made it myself. ✨✨✨

Has anyone else ever wondered how much one pays to be “the ad” that pops up when you first open TikTok or is that just the advertiser in me?

LOL I for sure thought I was the only one who did this 💀💀💀