Bwana Maina

In accordance with the ancient traditions of developers, we must first build an app that does nothing except say 'Hello world'.

It's been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

“𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦.” — 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

And I love that Ruto is above Satan in that list.

DEI stands for Datacenter, Electricity and Infrastructure now

Uganda has taken 3 full days to swear in newly elected MPs. They have 556 MPs in total for a population of 50M. The current chamber can only hold a maximum of 180 MPs. The level of stupidity in Africa is astronomical

Imagine spending years mastering Regex right before LLMs arrive

“Make mistakes. Make enemies. Make history. But never make yourself small.” — Che Guevara

Jubilee is made up of thugs.Today, some crook raised fuel prices by as much as shs4.75/ litre and blamed it on crude price rise.

never put all your elephants in one room

"nasema tuanze kutembea mapema ndio tusichelewe, punda tulikuja nayo mtu ameiba"

Happy Friday! We've reset everyone's 5-hour and weekly rate limits.

Extremely powerful niggatry at work here.

Men will pick a hairstyle at 15 and stick with it until baldness or death

Uncomfortable truth: LLMs already write better code than many mediocre developers. Agree? 🤔

Watu wa Petrol mnafikiria nyanya, waru, cabbage, hoho, mayai na mkate zinabebwa na Toyota Fielder Hybrid kwa soko?

after all … computers crash, people die, & relationships fall apart. the best we can do is breathe & reboot 🧚🏾‍♀️

Ladies and gentlemen he ended up cutting capitation for education and bringing a new funding that destroyed the education sector

Yote yawezekana bila Uhuru x4; Yote yawezekana bila Ruto x4; Yote yawezekana bila Jubilee x2; na Yote yawezekana bila @ahmednasirlaw x4.

@teslayoda I am the WiFi