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she go holly on my wood…call that shit a movie 🎥 🍿😫

i like my showers like i like my kiwis…golden 🤫🥝🔇

call me a screw the way she be strippin me 🔩😏💧

balls are feelin hella smooth its gonna be a good day today

she be making my magma erupt, call that shit a volcano 🌋🥵♨️

she felled on my enemy till my tower rose 🔥🤨🤫

just took a #fatpiss

call me braille the way she be touchin up on my letter D🧏👅🌊

she go wild on my hog till I squeal 🐗🚀🥵

she shabbat on my shalom till I hannakum 🕎✡️💦

chinese people: she wanna see my average sized dihh….call that shit chow mean 🍆 🍜😛 -seal

Chinese person apologized for walking into me….nah twin….you wokked into me 😂😭🫱🏽🫱🏽🫱🏽🚷

she jack my lumber till I yell TIMBERRRR!! 🪵 🪓😫😫😫

i like my silence like I like my showers. golden. 😛🍯🤫

1. call her an easy read the way i be opening that book 📖 🤓 💦 2. call her an open book the way she be easy to read 📝 🫣📸

@urban_navaj0 @hoesluvvjason

@hoesluvvjason It’s amazing bro, but at first it feels like you’re getting raped. Kind of takes you by surprise…

lowkey wanna wake up to my dick being sucked.

she go happy on my cinco till de mayo come out 🌮🤤‼️

they call me apple the way I be in cider 🍎😫🌊

@double_ick @TheHughAnthony I didn’t come on this app to read horror stories 🙁

@TheHughAnthony india could expatriate 2M indian nationals to each and every country - and they would still have a population of over 1B people. india could also double the population of america by expatriating 340M people to the USA and India would also still have 1B people

There are more Indians than English in Australia