Byron Pascoe

Is this all a next level interactive episode of @blackmirror ?

We know the world will be back to normal eventually because in scenes of @NBCThisisUs taking place in the future, they go outside the home, visit the hospital when a baby is born, and don’t practice any more social distancing than normal #COVID19

When people later talk about before COVID-19 and post COVID-19 they can’t say BC as that’s already taken

@cbcallinaday @JJoelFlash @artslawottawa Thank you greatly for helping to spread the word about professional development in our arts community! Opening up for the political panel has been checked off the bucket list.

Next: @byronpascoe & @JJoelFlash on this weekend's @artslawottawa symposium for artists needing help with the legal side of their professions - artslawottawa.ca

For anyone playing a #GameOfThornes drinking game tonight, if you take a shot after each death, be responsible, and call 911 during the opening credits. #GOTS8E3

At Trump’s #Seder tonight with Jared and Ivanka, the eleventh Plague will be the #MuellerReport #onelittlegoat

(Former) Sens are doing great in the playoffs so far. @Matt9Duchene @MStoner61 @ErikKarlsson65 @RobinLehner #yourwelcome

Maybe this latest snowfall is an elaborate #GameofThrones final season promotional stunt.

Watching @ryanstoysreview and his family. Happy #FamilyDay

ISO blindfold #BirdBox

Hoping that when I wake up, this @ErikKarlsson65 trade was only a bad nightmare. #Karlsson

Reasons I worked from home this year: Snowstorm, freezing rain, annoying cough, moose on highway #Canada

Nobody tell John Oliver about the moose.

My son is going into grade one. While we are on the topic of curriculum changes, can they teach kids how to spell Play, Continue, Start, Stop, Privacy Policy, Terms and Conditions, download, and iTunes? Any others? Please avoid teaching “Skip ad” to help support content creators

Whenever the air duct cleaning people call, and I say I don’t have any ducks, they always hang up... I don’t get it.

Only 5 days until ALSO Arts Law Conference @artscourt! Only $25 with lunch. Meet other artists, get valuable legal info for your career! See program and buy tix here: artslawottawa.ca. See you there!

Forget about the Canal, the streets of #Ottawa are now the world’s longest skating rink.

What does one need to know before seeing Paddington Bear 2 without having seen Paddington Bear 1? Asking for a friend. #KindergartenMovieNight

When a six-year-old asks to watch Home Alone... is he looking for prank ideas?

Filing Taxes: The test to see if you remember what date your kids were born.