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Tourists to Australia are warned about dangerous animals but they should be warned about $50 packs of cigs and $60 cases of beer. The foreign mind cannot comprehend

@WarMonitor3 Any number of normal household chemicals that no doubt are making us sick / mental. The current state of psychiatry and related meds. Sending humans to battle. Seed oils.

Whats a completely normal thing that would be considered insane 100 years ago?

@indexnforgetit @bitcoinking_eth You’re dead, your brain isn’t working. And it never will again. You are just being fed oxygenated blood by machines to keep you fresh and prevent decay. Really thats the difference between dead and legally dead. Take my organs fam.

The day I learned you can’t harvest organs from a dead person is the day I changed my license from organ donor

@bluewmist When peoples talks about how they got to going to schuol 5 days a week instead of going to work.

People who grew up really poor: what's something middle-class people say that instantly reveals they've never struggled?

Good luck to anyone today trying to follow the wars or any other news other than videos sent to the FBI by cookers in the 1950’s-2010’s

@FirstSquawk Operation “Epic Fury 2” starts tomorrow

A senior U.S. official says the operations that began in February involving Iran have been declared terminated for War Powers purposes.

@RT_com Honestly firing squad would be my pick. 4 / 5 rounds to the chest. Your heart gets taken out and you lose consciousness instantly. Better than some sketchy concoction of drugs that may not work properly, or being electrocuted or strangled if the noose is too short.

❗️ US Department of Justice reinstates firing squads for capital punishment

Working theory; if you live in any reasonably sized town or city in the western world - you can get a free Piano off of Facebook marketplace.

@IMAO_ As an Australian man who regularly wears business attire I can tell you they keep you cooler when worn as an undershirt. Something about wicking moisture away. I don’t know the details of the magic, but it works.

I never understood the point of a wife beater undershirt. I need an extra layer between my underarms and my shirt — I don’t need by belly slightly warmer.

@FaytuksNetwork Sure JD but when your wife starts bringing home 50ft lengths of canvas and paracord you’d probably want some assurances.

JD Vance: Iranian Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf said 'we refuse to give up the right to enrichment'. And I thought to myself: my wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement that she's not going to do that.

@RT_com Yep, “People” really are, a total of 6.

People are ditching sleek laptops for DIY ‘cyberdecks’ Custom mini computers built with Raspberry Pi — often inside bags, boxes and vintage cases Most run Linux and can be used for coding, writing or simple gaming

@TheFigen_ New moon only a few shades off from the Breaking Bad Mexico filter.

Keychain with twilight filters.

@midwestbimbo Normalcy bias.

why aren’t more people irl freaking out about the oil shortage we’re about to have?

@champagnesftboi It was a “be nice to eachother” speech because after Easter comes the “you couldn’t behave like I asked so now here’s the rationing”

My take on Albo’s presser is things are about to get a lot worse.

Friendly reminder not to believe anything on the feed for the next 48 hours as we transit through the global April fools period

@Qverthetarget17 I’m betting they’re rolling out a new EBS- SMS / Emergency alert app. It’s all “See things clearly” branding message and raising awareness with the cryptic posts. The images when displayed in proper resolution depict “US wins” like Rubio getting congratulated via whatsapp

@WhiteHouse They’re rolling out a new EBS- SMS / Emergency alert app. It’s all “See things clearly” branding message and raising awareness. The images when displayed in proper resolution demonstrate “US accomplishments”

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Wars going so well we get to play guess that Pokémon

@WhiteHouse @Glistenuniverse ✋ 🍆 ✋ ?

@WhiteHouse The flag shot reminds me of a screen clip from the Turner doomsday video

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