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@bytefu11

professional road-tripper who appeared on the @WSJ and is the topic of multiple albums | he/him

romance Katılım Nisan 2024
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Another un-innocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults
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Im just saying I don’t cry when my favourite media doesn’t get translated to my tongue language. I just suck it up and play it in English.
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The number of games I could stream on Twitch has risen exponentially after getting a PC. We could do the Half-Life games, we could do Mouthwashing, we could do modded Skyrim, modded New Vegas, modded Fallout 3, MODDED GTA 5, PORTAL RELOADED, PORTAL STORIES: MEL, PORTAL RT.
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عندنا مبنى كامل مهندس كراسي قاعاته ودي اشكره الصدق، اول مرة اجلس على كرسي يخلي وزنك كله يتمركز على خرقك متأكد انه تسبب بإصابة عشرات الطلاب بالبواسير وإصابات شرجية أخرى
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@Najjara_ Door handle scratch, no food though I had to reverse it was impossible to get through. Left a mean Google Maps review though, maybe there should be a drive-thru building code or something man
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يمكن هذا أسوأ موقف صار لي بحياتي
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We're in that awkward two weeks of the year where it's fucking freezing in the shade and hellish in the sun
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@miittskii لا حبايبي ما عندهم درايف ثرو
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ᖭི༏ᖫྀ@miittskii·
@bytefu11 لا يكون ذا محل برقر الدجاج واللحم والبيض
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aida #U@dustyinterlude·
@bytefu11 مين داعي عليك انت
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@mst5dmtwittter ماعليك بس مسكة الباب حكت شوي الامور سهالات بس ما اخذت اكلي
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@uotix 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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FAHAD@uotix·
@bytefu11 اضغط بنزين وفرامل مع بعض وتلف معك
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Professor asked us all a question and I whispered my answer but the guy next to me heard me and said it louder and he got chewed the fuck out. Mf talking about how a 6yo could answer that question and it's a shame that fifth-year engineering students don't know the answer
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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
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@GuacamoIa It is my diet while driving, beats any restaurant you might see out
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6.022x10^23R@GuacamoIa·
@bytefu11 I honestly dk why but i had a preliminary assumption that this is your daily diet anyways
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