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Another un-innocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults

Made my day significantly better when I realized that we will be able to find something for you to do on stage. Maybe shake a tambourine? Or maybe when I sing, you can sing harmonies

@nocturnalglory Never annointed me with oil!!!!!

Boss got offended when I assumed he's Indian when he's actually Bangladeshi??

@aliwacksjournal عساك لا قمت

The worst thing that could ever happen to me just happened to me; I ran into my boss during my break in the break room.

خايف افتحهم

@Takovic39 طيب تدري اني فكرت انزل نفس التغريدة اليوم وانا رايح الدوام

@bytefu11 هاف مليون طعمها حنا تشربها مجاملة إذا انعزمت غيره ما يجوز

السلام عليكم Hot take of the day قهوة عنوان القهوة شينة

@Majody511 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 اسمعني الان ويك ٢ باين رهيبة بس ما دخلت راسي مجس بغصب نفسي العبها ولو انها شوي outdated

@bytefu11 Stick to Rockstar games ❤️

حاولت بكل ما فيني اني احب ذا ويتشر بس ما قدرت حاولت الان ويك ٢ بعد وزقت معي بعطي مجس فرصة اذا ما جازت لي اتوقع الألعاب ما هي لي خلاص

@mangoheadsul Finding solace in ENGLAND of all teams is just plain fucking rotten and stupid

@mangoheadsul Exactly, like I'm glad people are finally finding out that footballers have always been pieces of shit, but deciding to support teams that are more woke is absurd

untrue, footy has and always will be intertwined with political rivalries and racial issues. what i dislike is the woke point scoring between two countries in any given match from complete foreigners, especially when there's rarely a definitively morally superior team in a match

@silvervvvv والله لعبة ما تنطاق

@bytefu11 توقعت احبها وانسجم معها على طول بس ياخي احس الوضع صار كاني احل واجب مالي خلق

@silvervvvv LMFAOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED

@Takovic39 My unc ass went 3-29 on BO2

@bytefu11 من شخص حاول يعطي هالقبح فرصة ٩ مرات، أيّس منها وشف لك شيء ثاني، رح العب كود

@keep_the_rain وعارف لو قلت شيء بالكومنتس بيقولون عني منبطح

@keep_the_rain امتحني مو كل nicety انبطاح يا غبي عادي تتعاطف مع واحد جاي من شمال اوروبا ان الجو حر عندنا 😭 غبي غبي يبغانا نضربهم

@Majody511 @l2theogmustdie Exactly, they don't want me to do a flying tomahawk kamikaze shit

@l2theogmustdie @bytefu11 Bro is too powerful so they need two bosses to direct him

Put my boss on Geese and Cameron Winter today. Not the Bangladeshi one, the other one, the cool one.

I haven't watched Obsession but there's no way she out-obsesses me

I used to cut 'em up I used to tear it down I coulda been the king of this town, but I'm goin' home open.spotify.com/track/1h0TAXeg…