Brandon Zimmer

This whole thing is so embarrassing for the Cowboys. Failing to get the Micah thing done. Making it about pride and ego. Destroying the current team. And sending him to the team that totally broke the team in a way they still haven't recovered from.

@Conrad_Wilson @plattserup have you been right this entire time?

Buddy is never okay

@BarstoolBigCat Mt Rushmore of the best days of the year.

Drop some Mt Rushmore topic ideas. The more open ended the better

@plattserup They really had us thinking we had to watch out for quicksand as that was a thing people die from.

@plattserup Fast 11: Return of the King

Apple randomly charges me $9.99 all the time and doesn’t say what it’s for and I just sit here and take it

@cargarmur Are you teamedward69 I keep seeing?

@2ndHalfPlays You have the worse picks on the internet and you want to charge people for them?

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@MLB Nobody is asking for this.

JUST IN: Netflix reveals the trailer for their Red Sox docu-series The 8-episode series offers a never-before-seen glimpse into the mental pressure and physical demands of a grueling 162-game season The Clubhouse: A Year with the Red Sox premieres April 8 exclusively on Netflix

@barstoolsports All due to the amazing sound from the project. I found the show good but the sound of it was amazing. Top notch. You wouldn’t expect the sound be as important but for this you can tell the difference. A+ job. @sobelweenie

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@Conrad_Wilson One of the best football players this generation has ever seen. A once in a lifetime talent, and a true leader of the game…. And Jamar Chase.

I asked Jamar what it would take to give the Chiefs a compliment on the record He maturely answered that Spags has the best defensive game plans in the NFL god bless

@Conrad_Wilson @gmfb King has spoken.

Time for everyone on this app to grow up ❤️ @gmfb

@LanceRemembers See a dentist that’s not good

I can’t stop grinding

@KFCBarstool @sobelweenie the reviews are in!

AMERICAN PRIMEVAL Netflix. Watch it. One episode in and you’ll be hooked.

@heythatsmeash This you ? @mikedkot

Overheard a guy ending a conversation: “well, those are all my funny things I had to say.”

The Dallas Cowboys front office did nothing but hinder their team this season with all of their offseason antics, delays and pot-stirring. They then puffed their chests and acted like anybody who questioned them was wrong for it. They built this monstrosity of a season.

Juan Soto x Moneyball There’s really nothing like sports, man

@Conrad_Wilson Nothing small about that win.

Buff guy at the gym said my legs are looking “dummy thicker” than usual Small wins

@plattserup I beg to differ, these guys made a certified banger.

@plattserup @Conrad_Wilson And it’s not 2-4

Pro tip: The haters can’t stand when you have a cold airport beer under the lights at 10am