c0da

ate a can of beans and now I want to die

I am so ready for @RILEYtheband , @CarlyCosgrovePA and @saypband tonight

Still got it

@armslengthblues see y’all in Toronto for the 3rd time this year 🤓

it is now ticket time armslengthmusic.com

Can I just live in this moment forever

You should listen to the album There’s A Whole World Out There by the band Arm’s Length. It’s a masterpiece.

Awake at 6:44AM thinking about Korean fried chicken

Right foot in the roses, left foot on a landmine

Game shows in the future: “We learned all of our phone data’s been recorded & stored, and we purchased the rights to yours. For $100, which one of you has the ugliest cum face?”

@lDead1y That’s amazing hahaha

@c0hda This is something a mosquito would tweet

Arm’s Length is SO FUCKING GOOOOOOD.

Might have to start doing this again

Few things in life are more entertaining than subtlety bullying your girl into giving up her unnecessarily long softball coach shorts

Thank you Mini-Wheats I relate to your latest slogan and appreciate the awareness. There’s NOTHING mini about it.

You want to see me disappear? Well, so do I

My favourite band killed it as per usual

for your EOTY consideration: Ephemera by the band Ben Quad

You were made to throw away