Courtney Sevener

#MyTwitterAnniversary Wow, truly who gives a shit!

@cheekfaceREAL Best song to run to

what are your thoughts on “shut up and dance” by walk the moon

In case anyone is wondering what’s going on over on Threads:

Wtf why didn’t anyone tell me that the third Magic Mike is a masterpiece

I love how cool and normal headlights are now. Very chill, not blinding at all. It’s neat!

jason sudeikis + harry styles =

@JasonSheridan Stop thinking about it and start being about it

Thinking about fucking around and becoming a Dunkin’ Energy Punch guy

No I do not need more cocktail glasses but goddamnit I want them

Just saw a commercial for UTI.edu and I can’t believe it’s real

Sup very random @JohnReynoldsCIT @MattBarats was just remarking that Sadie Hawkins Day: Love Knows No Bounds is the funniest show I’ve ever seen. Can’t find a recording (sorry, I looked). It you have one, would love to make my husband watch it. 10/10 would audience again.

Husband says Michael Phelps

Okay but why is Anthony Bourdain an older Humphrey Bogart

I just want to have “wears a different pajama set every night” money.

Me. I need to hear it

Idk who needs to hear this but they put the entire catalog of Diner’s, Drive-Ins, and Dives on Max 

Hell yeah

Look, I don’t know what to tell you besides Steve Zahn absolutely needs to play Guy Fieri in the Flavortown biopic

Who is doing cottage cheese’s PR right now

I love tv because people just show up to their friend’s job in the middle of the day just to be like you fucked a rabbi???

Watching 50 Shades of Grey for the first time for some reason and can’t help but think if this were made in the 90s it’d be Ryan Phillippe opposite Neve Campbell