Chris

@emweener How about just an illion dollars

@c_chooc can i get a bajillion dollars

i’ve been bestowed upon a $400 personal slushy machine dawg what am i even supposed to do with it

@day6ah Water > moisturizer

moisturizers haven’t been doing enough it’s time to try drinking water

When you reminisce your past, what songs come to mind

The little things in life are the shitty ass pictures you take when ur drunk

@wetpeeker Akwafina: what is you talm about

me:my biggest fear is someone seeing my instagram like but 6 weeks later so they think im late to the joke that’s no longer niche but i was actually there at triple digit likes or maybe im in over my own head and i should just kill myself my chud roommate: this is my year

It did not work

Does this Thing work

Why is it called Oakville place and not Oakville palace

I know the naps gonna hit when I’m in my bed like I’m vacuum sealed

Downloading Kalshi to stay connected to the latest news

Some people have never gone to the library to play flash games on the computers and it shows

Is it ahh or aah

@emweener Gawddam ur an unc

world’s oldest 2hollis listener at 23

@janiceatx Hello world

HELLO SOB

Are you a lip biter, cheek biter, or weird

I wanna be a rich neet

I’m still dreaming about the chicken I ate at medieval times in 5th grade

@DoadNavjeet @bonkaton Goatest of the goat

yes i will post these on every social media platform bc im still thinking about how it felt to cross that stage :D

@DoadNavjeet Engagement demon 😈

@c_chooc you are the greatest marketing exec of all time

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