Carter Fletcher

me after rearranging the pepperoni and adding extra cheese to a frozen pizza

Dad, what was it like when Toby Keith sang, “We’ll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way”?

My father only loves me when the fish are biting

The lady at the liquor store told me I looked like I was losing weight.

Proud of this team and all of their ELITE accomplishments

@tkelce $cfletch82 #KickOffWithKelce

WOW!! That bitcoin went fast… I’ll go ahead and drop another $250k… Drop your $cashtag & #KickOffWithKelce and don’t miss your chance to win! #Bitcoin #KickOff2021 #NFL

Sometimes you gotta jump a shoal or two to catch the fish you wanna catch

@briblair_ @leonid_mackey Miss you Bri. Can’t wait to see you again.

Leave people happier than you found them

CHAMPION! Zach Coenen won all three of his matches in tiebreakers to win a state championship Thursday. buff.ly/3bz4lGh

I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve started taking two beers to the shower instead of one

@ReillyNichols1 You betcha big boy ;)

people r crazy

@briblair_ @leonid_mackey Can’t wait to see THE Bri Blair in your play!

The hardest part about drinking and singing country music is deciding which lyrics I’m gonna sacrifice to sip my beer

@clayswisha Them nuggets be hittin tho

@clayswisha Swish you know better than to trash Burger King like that

“Carter... Carter gets fucked up when he gets fucked up fucked up” - My dear good buddy Mackey

@Kayleedawn20 @hiyaitsalexis Is it?