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@BGatesIsaPyscho Speculation that the husband of the person who didn’t win the election shared a helicopter with Epstein vs verified decade long friendship between the actual president and Epstein. Keep deflecting

🚨 Social Media is awash with speculation that this is Doug Emhoff who is Kamala Harris’s husband - in the Epstein files - riding a private Helicopter with Jeffrey himself. It’s one big obvious club!

This is a very unique take lol - Opinion | Trump Can Win Something Greater Than the Nobel Peace Prize - The Wall Street Journal apple.news/ACnA6QjgxR8OB2…

Had my performance review yesterday. Boss: "How would you rate your performance in 2025?" Me: "THE DOW IS 50,000!!!!!" Guess who just became the CEO.

@corndawgcourt He’s also the only one living in with the shame of getting cussed out by someone wearing a Minecraft backpack.

TIMELINE CLEANSE (kinda). Yesterday, students at my daughter’s HS staged a walkout and marched in peaceful ICE protest. A 45-year-old man got out of his truck hollering & shoved a teenage girl down. 20 children proceeded to beat his ass and put him in a rear naked choke while he clutched his MAGA hat ☠️☠️ Today, he and only he was charged with 2 counts of assault. Enjoy.

@arron_crascall I’d be embarrassed to wear that in public. Fuck the Yankees.

Nailed it

When I say I want to discuss US politics, I’m referring EXCLUSIVELY to Pussy Cum On Tatas.

I'm pretty sure when they wrote Project 2025, they meant for it to START in 2025, not be done by 2025. I'm on the exact opposite of the political spectrum, but i can't help but be impressed by the speed of this authoritarian takeover.

Yo @ABCNetwork & @CBS has an opportunity to do something really funny.

@WBrettWilson @CTV @CBC They typically report on more recent news, not something from almost a month ago.

Hey @ctv and @cbc how long do Canadians have to wait for you to report on the woman ( #IrynaZarutska) who was murdered in a clearly racial attack a day or two ago in the USA Or do you only report when non-white folks die??

@khnh80044 Imagine you’re just chilling and enjoying a nice time on a patio and this epic performance breaks out. You’re all worked up. Ready to rage. Heart is racing. BP at an at risk level and boom, they’re done. Everyone leaves and you’re expected to resume what you were doing.

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗 The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!! With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍 Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

@RonFilipkowski Everyone with Trump 2028 merch be like…..

He may be alive, but he’s definitely not well.

@TheCleanCarClub This is wildly believable to someone who has never pumped gas before

She stole gas from a cop

If I sign up for cable right now, will I be able to watch the Tonight’s episode of @colbertlateshow? I have a feeling @StephenAtHome is gonna go offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

This morning, my 5 yr old asked for the @F1 theme song to be his morning pump up music during his breakfast. When the song ended, the 2 yr old said “more this song”. To which the older reminded him to say “please”. I peaked as a parent. I’m done here.

@gametheory107 @WallStreetApes Next time you cut up apples into slices, let them sit in salt water for a few minutes, rinse it good and it won’t brown all day.

@WallStreetApes I bought pre-cut apple slices that were sealed, opened them and ate a few. I left a few out for hours and the color never changed. Anyone knows that if you bit into an apple it tends to turn fairly quickly. WTF are we eating!?!?

American buys a watermelon It doesn’t taste right so she leaves it out and plans to throw it away in the morning Look at what it’s leaked all over the counter. A close up of this “fluid” shows it’s actually thick and is extremely concerning Watermelons never used to do this

@TD_Canada is there something going on right now. Got an legit looking alert about a LOC that I haven't touched in a long time and i can't log in online or via app to check.

@McR1B69 Literally, nothing.

What stops someone from just strolling into any hotel in America at breakfast hours and acting like they’re supposed to be there, getting a free continental breakfast and leaving?

@realMaalouf How much extra for that extra legroom

You witness this on a plane. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

Can someone smarter than me explain to me why PP is leaning further into the Trump rhetoric when the country made it pretty clear that many/most of us is not about it? Don’t you want to steer back to the centre to convince the undecided right leaning centrist?

if anyone at @redbullracing is listening, can i get a couple of paddock passes to the @F1GPCanada if I can convince my company to implement @NetSuite.