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“I feel so much better when people don’t know where I am or what I’m doing…” Everything in this video is my life. I will burn bridges. You want my time, swim across the river. And if I need to connect to places, I can build new bridges—I am a civil engineer after all.

@slashKarlyy Eyyy I’ll be home soon, too! Can’t wait 🤙🏽 🤙🏽

No place like home 🌺

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Refs juicing #SuperBowLIX already? Bullshit OPI call. I’ve never seen any game be called in the first drive ever. #KansasCityChiefs three-peat 🤦🏽‍♂️

The refs are so deep in Mahomes’ pockets that they’re beginning to sound like his Kermit the Frog ass.

“Are you as bored as I am?” backwards means the same thing: “Am I as bored as you are?”

I spent 14 years in Night Merch at Costco. I probably spent 8 of those years on the Front End helping out their incompetent asses.

Mom set up a blanket for me in my old room for me to use during my visit. Why anyone needs a blanket in this humidity is beyond me. Missing that Vegas cold right now 🥵 ❎ 🥶 ✅

Trader Joe’s, where the cashiers know you’re from Hawaii based on how full your wagon is, and where gems of beautiful women go to shop. Oops, sorry…I meant “Trader’s Joe”.

You ever see something get cooked in ice? Because that’s what happened to the #SanFrancisco49ers tonight against the #BuffaloBills. Not rare. Not medium. Not well-done. Charred. Burnt. Been over this season for a few weeks now. I’m officially done after the Bears game 💔

COMEBACK = COMPLETED!!! 🎰 🥪

49ers are pathetic this year. This isn’t even on injuries anymore. Why start Allen? Why isn’t our defense stepping it up when they know they’ve been terrible all season long? We’ve been done since before the Bye Week. I’m clocking out after the Bears game.

People with “Student Driver” stickers on their car: stop, peel them off, and just admit that you can’t drive for shit.

"It's over! Vegas 4, Utah 2!" "They remain perfect with the dads this year!" 🎙 @Dan_DUva Tomas Hertl and William Karlsson each score twice as Vegas roars back from a two-goal deficit to beat Utah.

Gave proof through the…

The pros and cons about turning 40 years old today… Con: I am now in the same age group as the MILFs I’m in to. Pro: I am now in the same age group as the MILFs I’m in to. 😁😈

Zodiac signs are bullshit reasons to justify peoples’ shitty behaviors and toxic characteristics. Just be a decent human being, that easily applies to all “signs”. So take it easy, Jessica, being a Cancer doesn’t make it OK for you to be cancer.

🤣🤣🤣 Nevermind. My kneecaps survive…to be killed on the hill ⛰️

I swear, if Hawaii pulls this off against Boise State, I’m shooting my kneecaps off cuz I was considering taking Hawaii ML, or even Hawaii +20 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣

This would be a great spot for a water park

Jeff Ulbrich as interim HC for the #NewYorkJets! LESSSGOOO HAWAII!!! 🤣🤙🏽