caz 🍒

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did Imao

the lover girl in me will never die, but one thing she is is traumatised.

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

am i annoying???? be honest

When your card declines in therapy so they bring out the dude you dated when you were 19

Whoever named yum-yums was absolutely on the ball btw bc those things are so yum-yum

one thing about girls is we love a debrief. in comfies, sitting in a circle, and recounting every single little thing that happened, while also talking a little bit of shit

Nobody talks about the HARD part of upgrading your life. The working 24/7, missing out on a lot, losing friends/relationships because you're too busy, always being tired, the wondering if you'll ever reach the goals you're trying to reach.

@Elliiskerrr @erinferguson_16 Yeah dm me x

@caara14 @erinferguson_16 u still got xx

Anyone selling prty festival tickets for breahead arena

"the customer is always right" not on my shift you not

bro was getting hyped over the gingerbread man LMFAOOOOO

my favorite analogy for this issue ever

in my “let shit be” era cause it’s not worth it

*walks into lush store lush employee: