cab.🪱

Disgustingly pathetic that Brandon Teena is buried under his deadname and his entire legacy amounts to morons passing around this abominable joke blaming him for his rape and murder

i just fucked this bitch in her fat ass. lmao — The Highest IQ Record Holder

If you cast doubt upon my infinite capacity for love and forgiveness there will be hell to pay

guy with “philosopher” in his bio is either: (1) a tenured or non-tenured professor / PhD student of philosophy, poli sci, or neuro (2) a schizophrenic who posts every 19 seconds

i refuse to sacrifice any part of myself for the american imperialist capitalist war machine: i will not have children, if they will be sent to war. i will not “vote” for a monster. i will not go hungry so a corporation can profit. if i die in this country, it killed me itself.

what’s your favorite @TallBart tweet?

@TallBart damn quagmire you didn’t have to call brian a *****

@barnaclebucket I have been known to have a dark side 😈

Thanks for following. Are you evil?

“mpreg is hot” you’re a freak get away from my family

“preserving their fertility” cis people stop fetishizing male pregnancy level impossible

My boyfriend @cabinworm was accepted to a PhD program! We’re moving to Switzerland! I’m so proud of him ❤️

i will no longer be taking a stance on any issue. i have achieved inner peace. discourse can no longer touch me

@TallBart Kevin Smith jorts fandom 🤝 queer men

“Fandoms quickly die without new content.” Okay meanwhile the Kevin Smith jorts fandom continues to flourish with just two photos of Kevin Smith’s huge jorts in 18 years

Cat Jam youtu.be/G_dHbWB9Ayg

give us your social security number. pinky swear it’s safe. DOGE was not a scheme to steal your personally identifiable information. don’t be a wuss.

burning 95 olympic swimming pools worth of clean drinking water to generate a six minute video of someone’s poorly disguised fetish. freaking sweet

i’ve been cast as the voice of stewie griffim in the upcoming smash-hit sitcom “Stewie”

This economy is fucked

tf

peter stop please