leanne

misandry loves company

baked clicking around on google maps ! who wants a powerpoint presentation on tristan da cunha

i miss when my feed was all nosferatu gaga projection art drag

I got too drunk and started talking about how I think men are an invasive species

they had to turn the tv’s off at the bowling alley bc all the furries started cheering when breaking news said shots fired

my coworker & i writing each other shoutouts after the most psycho evil demonic shift ever

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

How I want to be treated after being psychotic and deranged all day

just when u think it can’t get worse ur fave coworker quits

Ngl to y’all I haven’t been this depressed since I was 19

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

next time someone almost hits me w their car i’m gonna let it happen

@damorphee free people We The Free flares & bell bottoms, i get all mine second hand & their measurements are usually pretty spot on !!

S’IL VOUS PLAÎT donnez moi des ref de pantalons qui tombent EXACTEMENT comme ça sur la jambe pitié pitié je prends ttes les couleurs

yes ofc i’ll paint the osu logo on some converse for you. $80 but i’ll sigh loudly the whole time

whenever one of my relatives has a “project for me” why is it always the most painfully boring idea ever pitched

they dont let me train the new employees because i turn them evil and gay

women’s rugby team at the lesbian bar i can’t stop winning

@l8rcrocodile indica & my night guard saved my life

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

big fan of weird old purses lately

you’ll be having a good ass day & here comes the masc you dated for three months w the saddest i miss you texts ever