audrey

we should normalize talking about our relationships with Time. like do you have a healthy relationship with Time, what is your experience of temporality, etc.

whip out your schlong youre the piano man

what would you say is your address in your opinion

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

well, yes!

I’m on top. I take off my bra. 5 pieces of popcorn fall out. We eat 4 and fall asleep. In the morning we find the 5th and you smile and say “im going to hold on to this.” When you’re in the bathroom, I eat it.

Sir, we have visual on the eggs. And you’re never gonna believe this: only one basket

going out in an ugly outfit

canadians be like what colour freezie would you like

ur secret is safe with me because i lowkey zoned out

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

Was what we had real or cake

Picking at my scalp until I reach brain

FUCKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

i feel like her every time i set foot in sephora

Canadians b like I need to go to dollarama

Thanks for doing that horrible thing you did I really needed it

do you want to play substance abuse with me later after school