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@fkaemu Oh em..

@jollygreencwgrl Get the gun

ranch manager was spraying the “weeds” in the pond (native plants that I PUT THERE!!!!) with herbicide oh my fucking GOD I’M GONNA LOSE MY MIND

The Search is out in the world. katrinamckee.com.au/the-search.html

Loreplay

@eriickuhh Voy voy

@eriickuhh I beg for just one

@jollygreencwgrl I’m at ur door pls open up

@cafecithoe come over bae it serves 2-3 people

a birria pizza might not fix you, but it certainly helps

“What, do you not like when I take advantage of you? :)” — @akumurarins

@fkaemu Was it at least good

There is now a cut on the inside of my ear

@BelleRussek Exactly.

@cafecithoe what.

I can feel the inside of my ear hole through my cheek.

@fkaemu Move to… never mind man I give up on you

Mexicans are so funny like girl wym you’re 25 and you can’t go out cause you’re grounded😭😭

It happened again

If you’re bored in Houston I have city passes for the nasa space center, Zoo, aquarium, children’s museum, and the fine arts museum that all need to be used by tomorrow. We have three tickets for each! (Except for kemah) It’s free just lmk if u want them.

“Cheating aside, she was a sick coworker :)”

What the solar system would look like in high fashion