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@Lauren_83_ Did you get one?!

Sometimes, Beep’s fluffiness reminds me of a teddy bear, I don’t know how else to describe it 🧸

@1littlepiglet Ohhhh please give your bunny a gentle forehead kiss from me. Bunnies are my top non dog/cat pets but I can't have any 😭

James and I have come to the cinema to see Hoppers 😁 The woman who scanned our tickets was looking at James with sparkly eyes all teehee. Cue me appearing behind James like:

There's a dance party at my desk.

Twin?

So tired with seeing verified accounts recycle decades old viral content. I've seen the "my dog cried after surgery so I got out of bed to cuddle her on the floor & she stole my bed" tweet so many times.. and always posted within the last few hours.

Oh look, a little Wednesday treat for myself.. even tho I am a broke ass bitch until Friday. I deserved this.

She was napping and then heard a noise. Outraged.

i dont really care if women look different with makeup. there’s bald men who wear that beanie to bed

How it feels to actually make an effort with your appearance for something

@billjuke66 Hell nooo. I've never wanted kids. I adore my two nieces and that's enough for me :)

My period was a whole 8 fucking days late. I've panic pee'd on many baby sticks. Well she arrived bright & early. Panic has left the disco, and I am here on my sofa in a blanket, in pure agony but relieved.

@1littlepiglet I have these for my spare set! They're so cute.

low engagement is not gonna stop me. I talk to myself in real life too

My younger brother, forever the piss taker, turned up with "congrats on not being pregnant!" gifts. He deliberately bought reduced flowers for comedic effect. Honestly, what a gem 😂

Oh, I do love an Orla visit! She's proper dog size now!

@Lauren_83_ I only stayed in Rome for a day, but all of it is purely stunning. Have the best time and take sooo many photos 🩷

@Lauren_83_ I did that! I got told to cover up before going in, I was so fucking embarrassed. I was bloody raised Catholic and forgot the whole modesty/no shoulders thing in church! In my defense it was fucking hot 😅

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