Matt Cairns

@fuzzybluerain Pretty sure I messaged him when he was immigration minister about a family matter. Didn't he know he followed me, or his secretary, or whoever runs his twitter

@cairnzy It was just pretty funny - you'd think he'd have an anonymous account like the rest of us. Anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Today I learned about the existence of @cairnzy, a porn reposter who has 22 followers...but one of them is the Australian Prime Minister.

@Dancingsmeagol @ScottMorrisonMP Wasn't aware, pretty sure he was immigration minister last time I spoke to him

@cairnzy @ScottMorrisonMP

@cairnzy are you aware the Prime Minister of Australia - @ScottMorrisonMP - is following you?

@imtypinghere @ScottMorrisonMP Clearly

@ShaneHerbertAU @oo_louis @ScottMorrisonMP @abcnews @David_Speers If you think the pm sits there going thru my Twitter you're just as dumb as your outcry.

Tomorrow I’ll be appearing live on @abcnews for an in-depth discussion with @David_Speers on the national bushfire crisis. The broadcast is also being made available to other networks, including on radio. You can tune in from 8:30am.

@Zaica8 Not a porn site, just a dude who follows a few porn sites cos Tumblr shut down it's porn capabilities, and my pc is hard to hold with one hand. If ya gonna cry injustice, do some research

@oo_louis @naomirwolf I don't post porn, I follow porn, Tumblr shut down. Didn't know scomo followed me.

@naomirwolf He is still one of 24 following this bloke who tweets out porn: @cairnzy Despite several people putting it out there. Bit sad really.

About a dozen Australian citizens independently verify that their MP or the PM blocked them on social media for asking polite to polite-but-firm questions.

@BlackHeart_Bish @Granville4879 @KleinRevd @ScottMorrisonMP Ha didn't know he followed me on Twitter

@Granville4879 @KleinRevd @ScottMorrisonMP The @cairnzy one? Still there

This 👇 @ScottMorrisonMP , any comment regarding this? 36 Thousand fake accounts following your profile. I certainly would like to know why you or your office sees this deception as acceptable?

In a time where people's feelings, and how we are perceived means more than it should, Imma say fuck it, @chrisdelia, you still a funny motherfucker. And Imma still laugh at yo shit, chin up bro!

RT IF YOU WANT A FREE FLESHLIGHT!!!

@Jimbopy Was a win before it was "dirty" #AndStill

Dirty win from khabib's team #iwasthere2018 #KhabibMcGregor #ufc229nocombate #Khabib #UFC #Joerogan #KhabibNurmagomedov #team

I'll die a happy man if I get to see a #girlongirl scene starring @rileyreidx3 and @HoneyGoldxx

@KendraLust beside the pool at the start of nuru nymph.

Never been a huge fan of blondes but there's just something about @thebonnierotten with blonde hair!

Don't see why @Eminem is expected to come back at @machinegunkelly, #notalike was the comeback. Ya know how ppl say u shit yaself after you die? #rapdevil was the sound of some1 shitting themselves after being murdered on the track. #facts N I fuck Wit both of them.

@machinegunkelly @Eminem Respect where respect is due, that was dope, here's hoping @Eminem comes back with a full song reply. Dudes saying he's gonna end @machinegunkelly career? Only if he let's it. Takes balls to take on the best, takes bigger balls to get up and keep getting that money afta the fact!

FUCK RAP GOD IM THE RAP DEVIL. good morning @Eminem 😈 >> full song >> youtu.be/4sNCyiyIc_8

Evening, @akaDaniDaniels quick q, favourite scene of all time? Wanna see what who I get off to, gets off to ;)