Caiterade

they should allow fighting in curling like they do in hockey

I'm tired of pretending... What's this for?

If you haven’t doordashed yourself a single cookie you haven’t lived

only bird people will get this

The greatest sin of our generation is McDonalds getting rid of breakfast all day

the ideal walkable city

Can someone explain to me why prescription anxiety meds don’t come in gummy bear form?

The best collab of all time: snoop dogg and petco

Tell me a better series finale than Barry

@wiffleballtony1 @kurratram You should watch Swarm

@kurratram It was a woman! But so progressive for a woman to be a serial killer tbh

On my southwest flight yesterday I watched someone select a middle seat between two strangers on a half empty plane I couldn’t believe my eyes

@taylorswift13, what would you think about an ABBA cover album with Ed, Harry😬, and Selena?

How would he know about this

Did Taylor swift reread Either/Or by Kierkegaard and then write midnight rain?

Which fast food restaurant would kill you first

Can’t believe it’s here!!!!?#TSxCapitalOne #sweepstakes

At this point I’m glad Nic Cage is snubbed by the academy because he’s too good for them