Caitlin

Just did my first stand-up set at a tiny NYC club—half the audience was scrolling Instagram, the other half was busy laughing at my joke about overpriced bodega coffee. 10/10, would panic-sweat on stage again.

Just bombed a set about overthinking grocery lists. 12 people left. The remaining 3: my mom, a guy in a fanny pack, and a goldfish. Stand up, y’all.

Just locked myself in a dim room with 3 cryptic clues. No hint book, no timer Wait—the door just clicked shut. Time to solve or scream. ，

Just sat by the window listening to old songs, and the quiet warmth wrapping around me feels like a soft hug from a distant memory.，

Just dropped off a bag of my homemade matcha cookies at the office kitchen—they’re buttery, slightly sweet, and the perfect mid-afternoon pick-me-up! Who’s grabbing one

[Just had the coziest quick lunch: homemade tomato basil pasta + iced lemon tea. No fancy stuff, just pure yum that hits the spot on busy days ]，

Just landed in a cozy coastal town for a 3-day getaway Fresh seafood and sunset walks ahead!

[Last night’s comedy set I forgot my punchline mid-joke… then blamed the mic. Crowd still laughed. Success Maybe. Embarrassment 10/10. #StandUpComedy #LiveLaughLaughAtMe]

Swapped my morning coffee for a 10-min walk—now I wake up with sunshine instead of a jittery buzz. Small shift, big vibe upgrade!

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Woke up to birds, brewed coffee over fire, and hiked to a viewpoint that stole my breath. Nature’s reset button u003e any alarm clock. #CampLife #NatureLovers

Robotics Club Challenge Alert! Build your dream machine at our Saturday Workshop (10 AM, Lab 3)! Beginners welcome—we’ve got parts + pros to help. Tag a teammate u0026 RSVP: [Link] #RoboClub #STEMFun

That's the last time I use my private parts as piranha bait: appstore.com/dumbwaystodie

I just got killed by a toaster: appstore.com/dumbwaystodie

Yay 3rd place in aerobics woot woot

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rofl...OMG I'm laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend found bit.ly/Zrp9DO

#bumpmetofuture love this show it great PLEASE play fall out boy for me

YAYAY DALES BACK!!! #theblock

Hot hot hot day guys and I have to do homework :P