cj
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cj
@caitsdespair
music & movies & hockey. bodéwadmi kwé. texas ex.

Netanyahughes might be the craziest slander name for a hockey player to date LMAOOOOOO good job bendy

the hell is this?! RANDOM NUMBERS FOR ENTERING CONCERT VENUES? the hell no, this is the unfairest thing ever




saw this tweet today about me in middle school and laughed because it’s ACTUALLY partially true: > be me > ugly 12–13 year old theater kid in middle school > have one best friend, (we’ll call her emily) > emily and i meet at musical theater camp > one day she says she has a boyfriend > emo kid, dark swishy hair, exactly my type > then tells me > “his best friend likes you” > suddenly i have a boyfriend too > entire relationship happens over AIM > never meet him because he “goes to another school” > then one day she tells me he killed himself > train tracks, dramatic note, whole story > i’m devastated > my mom starts calling around like the FBI, trying to see if anyone actually died > turns out none of it happened > emily made up the boyfriend, the best friend, the suicide > her mom eventually calls my parents and confesses > never speak to emily again > switch schools out of pure embarrassment because of a middle school catfish ring run by exactly one person

Goal of the Year candidate from William Eklund! 🤯 #TheFutureIsTeal














