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dannie
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Everything about this is so dialed in. Beat for beat, exactly a silly parody. This would be an excellent shitpost from any of us, man. A generational season of content could be ahead...
Cal Football@CalFootball
Due to expected perfect weather in Berkeley, Saturday’s spring game at California Memorial Stadium will go on. More information: calbears.com/feature/2026-s… #GoBears
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I couldn’t figure out why Tosh had a baseball cap on and not a visor 😭😭😭
no context college football@nocontextcfb
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How does someone get this wrong?
College Transfer Portal@CollegeFBPortal
NEW: Jaxon Smith-Njigba wore a size 12 at Ohio State and had hamstring issues. Seattle switched him to a 10.5 and the problems went away. The Seahawks have been using body scans to customize gear for each player and it’s paying off 👏
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It's quite sad that Jasper Philipsen is out of the race because he offered Mathieu van der Poel his bike, which Mathieu couldn't use. #ParisRoubaix
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Paco Austin not getting enough love - he deserves a shot at the league
Brad@Graham_SFN
Current/former Cal players attending 49ers local pro day: - TE Jack Endries - CB Zeke Masses - WR Jacob De Jesus - CB Brent Austin - S Dru Polidore Jr - RB LJ Johnson Jr - OL Jordan Spasojevic-Moko - DL Chris Victor - DL TJ Bollers
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you can tell Cal is back because some of these recruits are finding craaaazy ways to spell Berkeley again
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@ToshingMyLupoi “To make it more accurate for cal, you eat 6 dogs in the first half and then all you have to do before the end of the game is finish the last bite but instead you choke and die” - the bf
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my 4-4-4 might be 4 tallboys, 4 dogs, 4 quarters
sounds very difficult already because thats like 6 to 8 beers in total, right?
🅱️EARS 🅱️Y 50@BearsBy50
Introducing the 4-4-4 challenge: Four handles of Jeppson's Malört, four Oski's California Gold tall boys, all in four quarters. Coming to Cal Memorial Stadium in September.
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@AGuyNamedNam I’ve been completely exhausted on this front which I have to admit is disproportionately important to me but fuck it we ball
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@BearsBy50 should I find a therapist so I can invite them to a cal game therefore increasing attendance
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chat is it ethical to invite my therapist to a cal game if i dont interact with them
Adam Mohammed Propagandist@AGuyNamedNam
Should be starting therapy back up in the next month or so (nothing is wrong i just have to work intentionally to grow further as a community leader, teacher, person, etc) o/u 1.5 sessions before my therapist hears about kevin riley
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It's a five year deal worth $200K. The deal includes guaranteed tutoring for any and all AP classes should his children attend the school. Blows Cal's compensation out of the water. To make matters worse, the vending machine in the teacher's lounge has 75 cent Cheetos. Unbeatable
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I am now hearing that the deal is complete. Insiders are telling me that Mark Madsen will indeed be the next head coach for Dougherty Valley High School. What an embarrassment for the Cal Bears. Details below.
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3/29/2026 — the day our cortisol SPIKED for no reason at all
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