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this diva

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

@Kori_kiing still are tbh, the dollhouse at jacques is hands down the best show in town imo 😌

This is factz cause when I started drag in Boston the trans women were TRULY the best of the best and pinnacle of drag in the scene LOL

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

realising ur trans is a lot like kafka's transformation, except when you wake up as a bug you can remember being a bug yesterday, and being a bug for at least the past year, and if you think about it you can definitely remember at least one instance of being a bug at 8 years old

do NOT come out to liberal family members, every christmas gift for the rest of your life will have a rainbow on it

gave my cat a middle part bc she was pissing me off, now you look dumb so who’s laughing now

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

she wants my milk bread so bad it makes her look stupid

Approaching dangerous levels of libbing out

the lion does not concern himself with the cumulative cost of his nightly sweet treat

We have now lost herd immunity. Decades of scientific progress and advocacy undone because of misinformation and willful neglect.

i am not remotely religious until i start feeling like i’m going to throw up. in that case…Are You There, God? It’s Me, Sweaty Margaret. please…mercy….

powerful poems

@oops4041555 this is grey gak from webkinz

At the crib eating straight up Stuff.

@oreoeocat the monkey chain.... the monkey's fist.... THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elon Musk's xAI has been poisoning Memphis' air with no permit and no oversight. Now the people of Memphis are fighting back. "We deserve clean air. We deserve to be able to live in our communities, and to live long lives."

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30