Jenny from the Block

Law was the wrong profession indeed because the last thing I want to do is read and write. I want to paint my nails and watch movies.

@BigDeeqDom @sen_adekunle I had to delete my comment when I saw yours. Same question I was about asking. You witnessed an unpleasant situation in court, next thing is 'Dear female lawyers' on Twitter. I don't understand.

@sen_adekunle “Dear female lawyers”?? You’ve never heard that a male lawyer chastised his junior in public for something similar or even more trivial? Because I assure you, those stories abound. Such behavior is hardly exclusive to either gender. This is casual misogyny masked as faux concern.

Dear female lawyers, we can actually do better. I just experienced a very unpleasant situation in court and it was embarrassing. Female Junior lawyer: Good morning xxxxx A 2 year older female lawyer: What did you just call me? Never again should you call me by my first name. If you can’t call me Barrister Xxxxx, don’t bother greeting me. Between, this was said loudly. I was really embarrassed even more than the junior involved.

i know how to treat a man, I’m just not treating a man better than he treats me.

This might be ridiculous but I want Twitter to do its thing! My friend just opened his shop at 58 st. Finbarr’s college road akoka, Lagos. I can vouch for him! Honest dude with integrity. He’s my guy! If you see this, please RT If you’re around Unilag, Yaba, please patronize him! 🙏🏾

@Iamsteelz 😁😁😁

I remember one time I overheard an office cleaner and the receptionist plotting how they would make sure I get sacked just bcos I reprimanded them for disrespecting a junior Counsel in the firm I was at the time. I was just laughing at the unity of purpose! 🤣

@timmyisagod @Irunnia_ Good idea. Copying this. I'm going to do this to my car. 🤓

@Irunnia_ Oh yes I just fitted that stuff on top

This is actually my first car , solid car , my baby actually , the level of care and maintenance that I put into it, you would think it’s new , I recently just painted it and people were telling me congratulations like I bought a new car , whenever I go out , people always compliment how cool it is. I’m going to use it for another 3 years.

@timmyisagod @MrMekzy_ Was a Good choice. The Silver is finer.

@MrMekzy_ Hahahaah I wanted to try the silver , it’s very sleeeeekkkk

My conversation with my girl. Me : So tell me again ,Who is Olisa? Ng: Olisa is my class mate, he is my friend. Me: you remember the parts of the body that nobody should touch ? Ng: Yes Me: Show me (she shows me) Remember Those parts of your body are not Toys and shouldn’t be played with yeah? Ng: Yes Me: Has anyone ever touched it? Ng: Only mummy and grandma has Me: That’s because they are bathing you right? Ng : Yes Me: Olisa is your friend and that’s ok. But both of you can not be husband and wife even though marriage is a beautiful thing. You can only start talking about marriage when you have matured in age and have gotten adequate knowledge. For now, it ends in friendship. Are we good? Ng :Yes Me : Don’t forget you don’t need to wait for anyone to buy you flowers and watch as you grow. You can work and afford those things yourself and if you get married and you receive them as gifts from your husband , it is just a plus ok? Ng : Yes Me : If anyone ever touches your A,B,C…..what must you do? Ng : Come home and tell mummy and grandma. Me : If anyone tries to kiss you what must you do? Ng: Come home and tell mummy. Me: You know you can always trust mummy right ? Ng: Yes Me: Keep me updated with your friendship and whatever happens in class ok? Mummy is always in your corner and you can share anything with her . Ng: Yes Me : (hugs and kisses her) I love you 😘 Ng : I love you too mummy (jumps on me and stars shouting , carry me up and tickle me). Me: (Carries them one after the other and tucks them back into their bed .) Bed time. When e reach your turn my brother, my sister, carry hammer or rod and reset your own child’s brain 😌or may I suggest you take them to army barracks so they can torture them and reset their head.

calling me unmarried or single will never be an insult. i see what some of y'all marriages and relationships look like…..i'm not missing out.

Your views on women are the reflection of how women are treated in your home.

As independent as I am, I love to be babied. Acts of service are how I feel loved. I don't care about money. Just lighten my load. I'm too prideful to ask for help, but when you take the initiative to take things off my plate, I know you really see me.

The best relationship tip for men is to just treat your girl like she's actually a child. It heals a part of women in the best way that nothing else will. Be gentle with her, speak kindly to her, baby her, treat her like she's the most precious thing in the world. The response you get back from her in doing so will be well worth it.

two things i’m never doing again … teaching a partner to be a partner & teaching a friend to be a friend.

I met a first daughter who told me she loves men who don’t just accept anything, men who don’t get bossed around, men who lead and she follows. Whats funny is, this babe loves to boss people around and when you don’t do what she says, her mood changes. Made me understand something about first daughters, if you don’t lead, she will lead, and her leading makes you less attractive to her

Have you guys seen the new SEC circular? Let me give you all the gist😅 Woke up to do my routine check of glancing through regulators website when I stumbled on the new circular released this morning increasing the capital requirements for regulated capital market entities 👇👇

If you have a team of friends and you guys are doing well financially, you can come together to co-buy an old property in a prime area. One person may not be able to raise 300M but about 5 to 6 can. Buy the property, redevelop to high standard then resell. What each person will make in ROI will comfortably outperform a one-year return in mutual fund

@Dannymasterp @egi_nupe Why do you want to buy a car of 20m as a starter? 🤔

@egi_nupe Contribution to save up to 20 million in how many years, You must be earning up to 500-900K monthly to save up to such money

Take salary loans or do contributions.

We need to start shaming men for peeing anywhere and everywhere