Caleb Harris

@twisterghost Better yet, it recursively splices in audio from the first podcast it finds that has the last spoken word prior to the silence in its title, kind of like that Wikipedia game where you always end up on “Philosophy”. Whose podcast is the most meta of them all?

Kind of weird and cool to hear the fireworks outside and THEN see them behind Katy Perry on TV!

I love @solostove, check them out! twitter.com/SoloStove?smil… but that’s not what I’m sharing this, I’m doing it for the bucks.

@arstechnica is mobile safari doing this to your site for everyone, or just me?

Friends, I don’t tweet often, but when I do, I prefer to ask you for money. I’ll be supporting the Equal Justice Initiative through the Ride for Justice on Saturday. charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/… I’ve never ridden more than 50 miles in my life, so sponsoring my ride will be affordable.

@districttaco this is your Rosslyn location right now, orders >45 min behind, you cannot serve people safely, stop until you figure it out

Me: throws ball. Dog: searches yard endlessly, running over ball 5 times. Me: opens package of bacon. Dog: teleports to kitchen instantaneously. instagram.com/p/B_aHN9OFrz2b…

The media is blowing its chance to head off an Election Day debacle washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/medi…

Just beat Croatoa for the first time. Maybe one of the best days of my life.

@asolove Oh, no!

@twisterghost Very nice! Flynn appears to approve.

@asolove @edwinwee This is rude. And amazing.

My doctor has prohibited me from pooping in places other than my own toilet. I’m on a weird typhoid vaccine regimen and apparently my poop has traces of typhoid! This has proven a lot harder than I thought it would be...💩🤷‍♂️🚽

Thank you, McSweeney’s. mcsweeneys.net/articles/welco…

I don’t use this platform often, but when I do, I like to recognize wonderful things, such as the gnucash.org website. It’s perfectly designed to let you know that the team spends all its time making GnuCash great, minus that brief diversion in 2001 to learn XHTML.

@asolove Have you tried telling [7yo] that Herbie doesn’t like that song?

Touché, meh.com. Touché. meh.com/deals/32-pack-…

“The deers, famously self-assured creatures, didn’t budge. They were awake now, munching happily on some squirrels..” Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction #38;utm_medium=twitter" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mcsweeneys.net/articles/poorl…

@asolove C++ was my first. It wasn’t love, exactly, but it taught me a thing or two. Gave me some pointers...

More books about software engineering should start like this: “Early results were often criticized, but decades of research have now accumulated in support of the incontrovertible fact that bugs are caused by bug-producing leprechauns…(Broom 1968…)” leanpub.com/leprechauns/re…

@twisterghost I don’t think you’re sorry.