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@bibblemeinking Yea sorry riot I'll be playing autistic map games til further notice

"Restarting your computer between EACH GAME may help to avoid this issue"

Guards! Nut in him

Seeing one of gods most majestic and divine creatures, fight so valiantly against the destruction and rampaging of his home should do untold psychic damage to your psyche. We should be radicalized by this.

@liIpochaco The show or the twitter user

if spaceghost has no haters i am dead

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Thinking about how in wilderness therapy camp they only feed you like rice, lentils, peanut butter, bread, oatmeal, and a chicken bullion cube, then on your last night they give you meat and it gives you the worst shits of your life.

@sosuerte Caligula

@matildawba Brothers in arms across tha pond

@caligulas_fist Being unemployed and english so watching games from 8pm to 7am

staying up until 6 am to watch turkey vs Paraguay 🕊🕊

@Mike31_CF97 @NSC_Stats @Aljeeves If I were a Chicago fire fan I'd be pretty against pro/rel too

@NSC_Stats @Aljeeves I chuckled seeing this, the pro/rel crowd is pretty quiet right now

A tragic day in Portuguese football as Boavista are forced to shut down and cease all operations. The end of a historic 123-year old institution. One of just 5 teams to have ever won the Portuguese top flight, this marks the painful demise of one of Portugal's biggest clubs.

The ex-wife of ICE agent David Brouillette speaks out: “He’s like, ‘I need you to lie about my character because what it comes down to is my character, I don’t want you talking about any of the abuse in our relationship.’ I told him I was not gonna lie for him, that I’ve waited years to speak my truth, I’ve been silenced long enough and now I need to come out with everything because a man lost his life. It was abuse not only to me, but to our daughter. Even being divorced from him, I’ve dealt with harassing phone calls, threats of him wanting to kill me. I believe this man was murdered. I believe David’s mental health played a part in what happened”

My doctor confirmed that I consume enough Miller High Life and hint of lime tortilla chips to create a digestive environment untenable for the explosive diarrhea parasite

Job market is like do u want to train AI or be unemployed

African news: tomato paste concentrate factories in Burkina Faso have been fully automated and will lead to an era of unprecedented prosperity American news: loose cheek democrat nigga let that thang sing on senate floor 👀 👇

@wherethebugsare Can I drive 3 hours just to get waffle house

Dreamt I went to waffle house, woke up to a sad reality 🫩

@sosuerte Yea not sure I agree with bringing the high safety crashing down into the blitz. Very exposed back field

@2rare2rare So Arby's recycles? All the more reason...

now that my NDA is voided when i worked at Arby’s few years ago we had to go get roadkill off i-95

This is what I have to eat cause we can’t eat greens anymore

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Just applied to a job on LinkedIn